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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 1 Comments

Ah, 2017. It’s been an amazing twelve years since the start of 2016, so to celebrate this impossibly long year, we at Bwog decided to give out awards every Friday until the new year. Our first installment, which you should totally check out, was the Top Ten Best Worst Comments. This time, we’re taking a […]

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 1 Comments

Ah, Orgo Night. As revealed by CUMB at 11:30 pm, this year’s Orgo Night was back in Butler 209, despite administration previously barring them from performing in the library. If you missed the memo, don’t fret: as per Bwog tradition, we sent Bwog froshies Jenny Zhu and Zack Abrams to review this year’s Orgo Night. […]

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 2 Comments

The Bwog Staff discusses the albums that defined their semester. For some of us, it was our first semester on campus adjusting to the frantic pace of city life. For others, they were celebrating some of their last time on campus. We hope you enjoy our selections. Jenny Zhu Lorde’s Melodrama. Do I even need […]

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

By Abby Rubel on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier this afternoon, Barnard students received an email from President Sian Beilock describing the progress made by the Task Force on Diversity and Inclusion and announcing the creation of a senior position devoted to diversity and inclusion, as well as an effort to make more diverse hires in general. Other substantial steps taken include the creation […]

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

By Aliya Schneider on Dec 15, 2017 4 Comments

Ferris has tried taking measures in the past to prevent people from sneaking in, but now they’re cracking down. Ferris recently instilled a new process in which students must sign out with the desk attendant in order to leave and sign back in to re-enter instead of just leaving their IDs at the front desk. After typing […]

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: With all the drama of the vote to repeal net neutrality protections yesterday, you may have missed the news that Disney bought most of 21st Century Fox for a cool $52.4 billion in stock. Hopefully, antitrust regulators aren’t distracted by the fact that Anastasia is now a Disney Princess and stop the deal that many see as Hollywood becoming too much […]

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

When you can’t count on your physic’s professor’s final curve, at least you can count on CUMB. Tonight, they delivered humor and more in, that’s right, Butler 209! Find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. UPDATE, 12/15/17, 6 pm: This post has been updated to include the final version of the script that was actually read last […]

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier today, Bwog received this message from the Columbia University Marching Band, with strict instructions not to release the information contained within until 11:30 pm. In the future, if you wish to address us, please address us with ‘Greetings, Your Undying Majesty’ instead of ‘Hi.’ Hi Bwog, Tonight, Orgo Night will be held in Butler […]

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Disclaimer (added 12/16/17, 5 pm): this article is entirely comedic in nature, and does not intend to give definitive portrayals of any particular frats, or implicate any particular frats in amoral behavior. Also, Bwog does not condone underage drinking, especially of jungle juice; form your own rankings at your own risk. Beta (Price: Pride) Don’t […]

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Columbia Early Decision Results Go Out Today

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 1 Comments

Well, the title practically says it all. If you’ve ever been a student, you know how nervous you were when it was time to get these decisions. The ED applicants might be scared in particular, since this school was their first choice. Applicants to the Class of 2022 will be able to view their decision […]

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Announcement: Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Tonight!

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Ah, the great dichotomy of the night before finals. In between your suffering and complaining pre- and post-midnight, youhave two options: The wholesome and reliable Midnight Breakfast, or the controversial and possibly banned Orgo Night. Whichever kind of fun you prefer, they both take place tonight at 12 am. (Barnard first-years can go to Midnight […]

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Bwog In Bed: Final Countdown Edition

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: Official plans have been announced for the L train closure, and just like with our finals, it will indeed involve taking an L. The plan is likely insufficient in battling the delays it will cause and will give New Yorkers another reason to be salty. (NY Times) Study Tip: Order Insomnia. Be impressed that they knew […]

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Senior Wisdom: Riva Weinstein

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"companies pay me to advertise and i go on instagram and tell everyone this product killed my mother and stopped up my toilet"
"I DIDN'T CATFISH A BEE BUT I WOULD"
"someone please explain why roman emperor caligula looks like mark zuckerberg"
d.h. is my inspiration....no RIVA is my inspiration
fr read all of riva's arts coverage
genius with the lemony snicket moment
hey... j**** f****
nice try the government
nighttime sacrifices to hekate
renaissance woman if we ever saw one
riva queen of the arts
the only reason we have a minoan snake goddess emoji and i'm thankful
wow can't believe riva invented aching
zack stepped on a rat will go down in history

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Columbia Announces Addition Of A Summer Semester Among COVID-19 Updates

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breaking
coronavirus
fall 2020
please give us actual information we're literally begging you
summer 2021
will fall 2020 even be on campus?

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Senior Wisdom: Jeanne Locker

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bwog loves jeanne
bwog tech
bye bye oral sex
jeanne is so smart and nice
jeanne!!
polisci and compsci?? get you a girl who can do both
senior wisdom
thank you for fixing the site
who shat in her shower??

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Bwog In Bed: Read The Room, Babe!

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charli xcx said here babes have this transcendent piece of no-skip art i whipped up for u in like three seconds ! xoxo
fuck that english teacher tho she was so mean
i don't think we're talking about plants v zombies enough
i'm over it!
my professors are being very sweet it's literally not their faults i just cannot muster the strength
omg my last bwoglines maybe???
still debating on the head-shaving thing

Late Night Bwog

A Barnard Haiku

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every time
late night bwog
rip barnard laundry room thong you will be missed
this is my last bwog post ever and that's as it should be. thank you all i love you goodbye

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Froggy Madness: A Ranking Of The Animals I Have Encountered Recently

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bro tell me how i am ill rn without having left the house
froggy exile is my favorite phrase of all time
i definitely yelled something mean at the turkey vulture
i submitted the essay btw it sucked !
i would promise im not as deranged as this post is but like u know how it is rn
i'm a simp for punxsutawney phil
let's get the rodent some bwog clout!
sorry to the deer i didn't include

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Tang

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back to the west coast
bwog loves alex
bwog science
bwog will miss you
senior wisdom
smartest person ever

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Open Letter To Our Professors: Zoom Do’s And Don’ts

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do's and don'ts
online learning
profs we know ur doing ur best and thank you!! but please make it as painless on us as possible
show me your pets
we wanna know how you're doing
zoom

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