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Bwog In Bed: I Procrastinate Through My Multiple Existential Crises Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: Trump officials have banned CDC officials from using a list of seven words, including “transgender” and “fetus,” in official documents for next year’s budget. (WaPo) Study tip: If you find yourself getting bored with your usual spot in Butler, change up where you’re studying! Cognitive scientists have found that studying in different settings helps memory recall. Bwog has handy lists […]

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Bwog Top Ten (2/4): Best Bwoglines Titles

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 1 Comments

Ah, 2017. It’s been an amazing twelve years since the start of 2016, so to celebrate this impossibly long year, we at Bwog decided to give out awards every Friday until the new year. Our first installment, which you should totally check out, was the Top Ten Best Worst Comments. This time, we’re taking a […]

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 1 Comments

Ah, Orgo Night. As revealed by CUMB at 11:30 pm, this year’s Orgo Night was back in Butler 209, despite administration previously barring them from performing in the library. If you missed the memo, don’t fret: as per Bwog tradition, we sent Bwog froshies Jenny Zhu and Zack Abrams to review this year’s Orgo Night. […]

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 2 Comments

The Bwog Staff discusses the albums that defined their semester. For some of us, it was our first semester on campus adjusting to the frantic pace of city life. For others, they were celebrating some of their last time on campus. We hope you enjoy our selections. Jenny Zhu Lorde’s Melodrama. Do I even need […]

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

By Abby Rubel on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier this afternoon, Barnard students received an email from President Sian Beilock describing the progress made by the Task Force on Diversity and Inclusion and announcing the creation of a senior position devoted to diversity and inclusion, as well as an effort to make more diverse hires in general. Other substantial steps taken include the creation […]

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

By Aliya Schneider on Dec 15, 2017 4 Comments

Ferris has tried taking measures in the past to prevent people from sneaking in, but now they’re cracking down. Ferris recently instilled a new process in which students must sign out with the desk attendant in order to leave and sign back in to re-enter instead of just leaving their IDs at the front desk. After typing […]

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: With all the drama of the vote to repeal net neutrality protections yesterday, you may have missed the news that Disney bought most of 21st Century Fox for a cool $52.4 billion in stock. Hopefully, antitrust regulators aren’t distracted by the fact that Anastasia is now a Disney Princess and stop the deal that many see as Hollywood becoming too much […]

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

When you can’t count on your physic’s professor’s final curve, at least you can count on CUMB. Tonight, they delivered humor and more in, that’s right, Butler 209! Find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. UPDATE, 12/15/17, 6 pm: This post has been updated to include the final version of the script that was actually read last […]

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier today, Bwog received this message from the Columbia University Marching Band, with strict instructions not to release the information contained within until 11:30 pm. In the future, if you wish to address us, please address us with ‘Greetings, Your Undying Majesty’ instead of ‘Hi.’ Hi Bwog, Tonight, Orgo Night will be held in Butler […]

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Disclaimer (added 12/16/17, 5 pm): this article is entirely comedic in nature, and does not intend to give definitive portrayals of any particular frats, or implicate any particular frats in amoral behavior. Also, Bwog does not condone underage drinking, especially of jungle juice; form your own rankings at your own risk. Beta (Price: Pride) Don’t […]

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Columbia Early Decision Results Go Out Today

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 1 Comments

Well, the title practically says it all. If you’ve ever been a student, you know how nervous you were when it was time to get these decisions. The ED applicants might be scared in particular, since this school was their first choice. Applicants to the Class of 2022 will be able to view their decision […]

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Announcement: Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Tonight!

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Ah, the great dichotomy of the night before finals. In between your suffering and complaining pre- and post-midnight, youhave two options: The wholesome and reliable Midnight Breakfast, or the controversial and possibly banned Orgo Night. Whichever kind of fun you prefer, they both take place tonight at 12 am. (Barnard first-years can go to Midnight […]

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It’s Time We Address The Myths About Columbia University

Victoria Borlando 8

lerner looks like one of those iPhone 7s that got bent after someone sat on them
ok but when do i write a post and NOT talk about Vampire Weekend
write an anonymous confession about how cute i am! do it! you want to do it so badly!

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Items In Your Room You Wouldn’t Want Your Professors To See On Zoom

Lia Jung 0

please appreciate my framed portrait of Carl Jung
what zoom backgrounds are actually for
yes this is my impeccably clean room for I am the perfect student and human being

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Bwoglines: Dining Edition

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COVID-19 response
get tested!

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Barnard Horoscopes 2020

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if we fall in love i WILL read your horoscope everyday
im a sagittarius sun and i approve this message
learning my moon sign completely changed me
what can i say? i like these okay
yes another zodiac sign post

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How To Mess Up Your Research From Home When You Can’t Mess It Up In Person

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i miss the rush of spending all day making rna then accidentally pouring it down the sink
i must create chaos
incubator smell is the WORST
the struggle is real guys
this is mostly a work of fiction i have not deliberately tried to inconvenience my advisor... yet
though that may change depending on how microbio goes
wear gloves while fucking up your experiment in person though best to mess that up and not your actual body
you should be cleaning your incubators btw they should not get that nasty

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How (Not) To Recruit For Your Club

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#anyone else want to send a carrier pigeon at dusk by the light of a lantern to a far away secret lesbian lover
#but actually rush bwog
#bwoggitywoggity
#shoutout to the clubs that i get emails for but never go to

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Bwoglines: Wildfires Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwog to the top
have a soft story during a hard time
long live the queen of thorns
please stay safe everyone

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How To Keep Yourself Focused In A Zoom Lecture

Daniel Ortega-Venni 2

coolmath
put your phone away
taking six classes is not the vibe
who remembers that one tanks game
zoomiversity

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