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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan de Lara

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absolutely THAT BITCH
curl pattern on fleek
evan physically and metaphorically gave me eyebrows
fashion icon fr whenever I see Evan's outfit at the club I feel a little more ugly inside lmfao she's so fly
have you seen her baby hair....... edges LAID
patiently waits for evans vogue cover
permanently serving looks
senior wisdom
the best thing to happen to glossier
you really will be minding your business eating a soft pretzel on the TKTS steps looking at Evan's face on a billboard

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Senior Wisdom: Anderson Peguero II

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"F*** IT NOW MY NAME" ARCHIBALD AL$O
"TELL ME THE TRUTH GUY$ ARE WE TOO OLD TO HAVE VALENTINE$?? LET'$ DI$CU$$"
$AMMY "SPEAKING OF KINGS DID U KNOW KING KRULE'S FIRST NAME IS 'ARCHIBALD' LMAO" $O$A
$I$CO
$I$CO "WAS $T VALENTINE A REAL PER$ON?? NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THIS" $OUL
$IR $EC
$ir $ecretary
aaaaaaaaaa the majority of the following tags are all literal email signatures from the man himelf
ANDER$ON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO
anderson called all of his friends queen before it was cool if that doesnt say real one idk what does
ANDY ALL NIGHTER
any time u got an email from "bacchanal special events" it was really just anderson on the toilet
BIG PAPA BARTHOLEMEW
COLONEL CAP$ LOCK
CORNY "NEVA CRU$TY" CHRI$ CUPID
DJ 999 !!!!!!!
EZEKIEL "EAGLE$ WON B*TCHE$" EBENEZER
FREDDY "FORWARD THIS EMAIL 2 A FRIEND OR FEEL MY CURSE FOR 9.9 YEARS... THAT'S 118.8 MONTHS... WHICH IS REALLY LIKE 119 MONTHS... THATS HELLA MONTH$" FELIX FERNANDO
KA I$AAC "I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF THESE HUMOROUS P$EUDONYM$" IGLE$IA
senior wisdom
THA DARK DEEJAY RETURN$
this man has had an android his whole like and somehow the devil still hasnt snatched him... watch your back king
TONY TOO-BROKE-FOR-TEXTBOOK$

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Columbia College Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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cc
columbia pbk
good grades
good life
such smart

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Bwoglines: Bwoglines Is The Best Thing Since Cheese Edition

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bacon
beard hambres
beard highlights
cheese
french words
ham
hambres
hamburgers
highlights
lettuce
measly measly
nicely nicely
no frontiers
peter gabriel
tomato

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Barnard Will Have Free Laundry Next Year!

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free laundry!!!! finally
remember when goldberg was interim president
sga
stay tuned for more hot laundry content
this will revolutionize the wardrobes of barnard students

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Field Notes: Very Human, Very New York Edition

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field notes
not people getting cuffed! when will my situation work? bwog needs to start giving relationship or crush advice
people ended up in coney island at 2 am jfdfjf
puking in a restaurant? lovely
the subway party looked so crowded omg

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Another Council Member Resigns From CCSC

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ccsc
how do you measure progress? its not that easy
resignation
this is the latest ccsc news since the resignation from two weeks ago

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Bucket List: Cinco De Mayo Is Not Mexican Independence Day Edition

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bucket list
bwog covers events
the cinco de mayo event was last sunday but it's still important to me that the people know
tuesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error
when will tuesday events return from the war

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