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Bwoglines: Sinking Ships Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 13, 2016 0 Comments

A sunken ship called the HMS Terror was discovered in the Arctic, roughly 168 years after its shipwreck. Apparently, its voyage (with the ultimate goal of finding the Northwest Passage) was doomed from the start–probably because the Northwest Passage doesn’t exist. We suggest you name your ships a little better next time, @British Royal Navy. […]

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Field Notes: Tales Of Degeneracy Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

After the first week of classes, Columbia students did not let us down by having a weekend full of bad decisions, regrets, and first years drinking bad alcohol. We bring you the tales of this weekend’s degeneracy for your reflection as you weep in Butler on a Monday night. If you have any notes from […]

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What Not To Do In Your Shafted Single

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 1 Comments

As we settle into the new year, some of us have upgraded our housing from last year in different ways—including dropping our roommates. However, some people, like myself, have struggled with remembering a key fact: just because you don’t have a roommate doesn’t mean that no one is watching. My new single is so shafted […]

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MilVets And Student Leaders Provide Additional Support Resources To Students

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

Following the passing of GS student Uri Florez, extensive support opportunities have been extended to students grieving the loss of their fellow classmate. GSSC President Julian LaRosa announced in an email that student leaders and Columbia MilVets are providing extended office hours as an addition to the typical support resources. The group will be hosting the open meetings at […]

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Where Art Thou: Arts? (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, but sometimes it’s difficult to break the Morningside-bubble and experience it all first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/ theatrically-inclined on campus. Tuesday, September 13 Tomo Mori: Concerto Encircling, 5:30 pm, Miller […]

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Bwoglines: Men Just Don’t Understand Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 3 Comments

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia Sunday afternoon after stumbling out of a 9/11 memorial event in the morning. We can’t wait to hear what Trump has to say about this. He’ll probably blame it on menstruation. (CNN) Carnegie Deli is offering a giant sandwich for free to models in New York Fashion Week […]

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How To Be A Nighttime Butlerite

By Bwog Staff on Sep 12, 2016 0 Comments

The first weekend at Columbia is ending, and many doe-eyed freshies are getting accustomed to Butler (or is Butler getting accustomed to the freshies?). Either way, some are bound to spend a number of late, late nights in Butler, taking advantage of the calm and emptiness to pour their hearts out into their work. For […]

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Barnard Students And The Case Of The Missing Mirrors

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

So we’re back from summer and settling into our primitively furnished, university-provided dwellings, right? Well, turns out we can’t even rely on Columbia or Barnard to even meet the primitive room necessities which we actually kinda require. In her latest investigation, Internal Editor Betsy Ladyzhets peers into the murky pool of Barnard’s facilities—but she sees no reflection. […]

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We Know You Didn’t Go To Church So Come To Our Meeting Tonight To Save Your Soul

By Bwog Staff on Sep 11, 2016 1 Comments

Bwog, like your average non-denominational Christian church, assembles every Sunday to meet, reflect upon the week, and plan ahead for the future. We know you didn’t go to church (what would our friend Augustine say?) so do something to cleanse your soul and come to our wholesome, totally 100% non-alcoholic, mother approved meeting tonight. As this is our […]

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Eating In MoHi With Restrictions

By Jennifer Nugent on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

The school year has only just begun, and yet we’ve already suffered through at least a week of dining hall food. Many people on campus have sensitive allergies or food preferences that they adhere to, and it can be difficult to find places outside of the labeled options in John Jay that will cater to […]

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Playlist For Your First Hungover Study Session

By Gabrielle Kloppers on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

With another weekend of nighttime activities just concluded, Barnumbia students are beginning to realize they shouldn’t be partying like it’s still NSOP. As we prepare to hunker down in the air-conditioned tomb of Butler, staff writer Gabrielle Kloppers has put together a playlist to prepare you for the multiple Red Bulls you’ll be downing to […]

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Bwoglines: Circling The Drain Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 11, 2016 0 Comments

Floating Hanjin Shipping, a South Korean container and shipping lines, officially went bankrupt on August 31st. As of today, 14.5 billion dollars worth of goods remains floating around the world’s seas, and 66 of Hanjin’s container ships cannot enter into most ports. What will happen to these goods and Hanjin is still being hashed out. […]

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Bwoglines: Onions Held Hostage Edition

Julia Greenblatt 0

"writing for the ear"
bwogfoot contessa
good try nyc public school system
i'm no climate scientist but the onion shortage HAS to be because of climate change
people are hoarding onions it's crazy
the core? learn from the LAND

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NYU Dining Hall Serviced By Chartwells, Barnard’s New Provider, Fails Health Inspection

Zoe Sottile 2

barnard dining
Chartwells
check what you eat
food safety is important
news

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CU Students Versus Personal Space

Caroline Mullooly 1

ambiguity
Call HER
peep my pun
person-ification
personal space
personal space mURDERED?
Please just let me breathe
Really she needs a date for formal
respect the bubble
this is satire

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Just Brush Your Teeth For A Normal Amount Of Time

James Perry 2

brushing with bwog
communal bathrooms are so high-pressure
dental hygiene
gotta get those coffee stains out
this is too relatable
who used to have one of those tooth brushing sand timers

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Here’s When And Where ESC And GSSC Meet, Since They Won’t Tell You

Zack Abrams 3

are there any other words besides 'continuum' and 'vacuum' have double-u's?
holding power to account
i miss gawker
in another life i was a physics major at esc
join bwog as gssc bureau chief!
people get heisenberg uncertainty principle jokes right
satow is life
satow is love

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Halloween Parties And Discounted Sweaters: A Trip To GSSC

Adam Kluge 0

generalstudies
government
politics
tuesdayisroughformeetings
wherearethecupcakes
wowiwantchipotle

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Bwoglines: Don’t Try This Kids Edition

Skylar Li 0

bwoglines
bwoob: a bwog noob with boobs
free diagrams y'all they're a great way to waste time
i know physics
if you put your ear against alma you'll hear me wheezing and hacking away in my room
put ketchup on tomatoes today and it tasted GOOD
the amount of self-restraint that lion had...wow.
trying to bullshit through my physics exam was the least poetic reason to ever make some art

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Salad Days Are Truly Gone

Joanna Yu 0

sweet green is a status symbol
their bread is better than their salad
this brings a whole new meaning to street food

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