Genuinely, name one thing more important to judge a library on. I’ll wait.

Standing in the middle of campus and in urgent need of a bathroom? We’ll tell you which one to pick.

Contrary to popular belief, our beloved administrative behemoth student center has bathrooms. You might have to navigate contradictory signs and even the odd ramp, but for the intrepid pooper lie porcelain thrones beyond your wildest dreams. Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?) Equally stellar for either option. The urinals are deep to prevent splash-back and to […]

Who even knows how to pronounce Schermerhorn? Is it SHer-mer-horn or SKer-mer-horn? Regardless of the name, Bwog takes you to the Men’s restroom on the 6th floor. Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?) This one is most definitely a pooper. The stalls are a comfortable size but don’t have those cracks in the door […]

Midterms got you going to the bathroom out of anxiety? We’re continuing our series on bathrooms around campus with our third installment, and this time, we’re taking you to the second floor of Pupin (for when you’re SEAS-ed with cramps and gas). Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?) The most private bathroom you […]

In light of recent hub, it’s important to remember that Bacchanal isn’t the only “shit” we write about. We’re continuing this season’s edition of bathroom reviews with our second installment of the series, and we’re heading to Barnard to see what’s in store. Join us on our journey as we formally review a Milbank Floor […]

When you gotta go, you gotta go — but you wanna go to the best option possible. Momma Bwog’s gotcha covered in these universal times of need, so be sure to keep checking back this week on what’s what in bathrooms around campus. We bring you our first bathroom of the series, the men’s bathroom […]