Happy last day of classes everyone! You’ve (*almost) made it through the semester without going crazy (*hopefully). Give yourself a pat on the back and have some congratulatory corgis to help you get through finals. We’re so close, guys! (BuzzFeed) Whether you’re sitting on your bed attempting to study or sitting in Butler quietly weeping, […]

The future—specifically the post-finals future—is looking pretty good compared to the present reality of the B.O. stench circulating the Butler reading rooms. If only studying for exams weren’t so difficult…(Buzzfeed) NASA Satellites of the future captured new images of the Earth at night. Pictures brought to you by the same people who created Beyoncé. (NASA, […]

When a fin whale washes up on a Malibu beach, authorities made the surprising wise decision to leave the carcass to decay. Bwog believes they have learned their lesson after an unfortunate incident involving dynamite and washed up whales. (Fox) Psy’s meteoric rise to fame for Gangnam Style puts his past in the spotlight. Netizens revealed Psy […]

This morning, you might need to check your privilege if… …you can relate to these women from Penn State, who thought it was a good idea to dress up as “Mexican stereotypes” for Halloween. (CNN) …you’ve always felt that you could get just a little bit farther away from every other human being on the entire […]

Snoop Lion earned more comment karma than Obama in his amazing reddit AMA yesterday. His only advice for young college student was “make sure u graduate”. Remember that.(Reddit) Scientists are having fun making cute videos about DNA that spells DNA after “accidentally” discovering a hydrogel that will automatically return to the shape of the vessel […]

Sheherazad Jaafari: “SIPA is a past chapter in my life.” (Communiqué) CC ’15 student turned dropout: “Columbia is a business enterprise, not a community.” (Spectator) Photographer of the picture before the fatal subway collision: “Every time I close my eyes, I see the image of death.” (New York Mag) Son of Besse Cooper, world’s former […]

So let’s be honest: everybody hates Mondays. The closer we get to finals, the truer this becomes. So, as you roll out of bed on Monday morning and question the life decisions that got you to this point, Bwog is here to help you cheer up! Calm down, take a deep breath, and feel better […]

In our presbuscent years, we craved (and maybe still do secretly crave) boy bands.  Although One Direction may not have much staying power, the boy band prototype will endure for years to come. (NYTimes) Popping your umpteenth Tums? No need to be gastro-intestinally shackled to antacids for indigestion relief—eliminating and adding certain foods from your diet can solve […]

With December officially upon us, we can look forward to delicious hot chocolate, holiday lights, and the end of the world as we know it. The countdown to the Mayan end of days has officially begun and Bwog would like to remind you to make the next 21 days count! (PC Mag) As a broke […]

In the wake of the Black Friday Shopocalypse, a wave of fast-food employee protests began yesterday, with demonstrators chanting, “Hey, hey, what do you say? We demand fair pay.” (NYT) While Obama was trying not to fall off the fiscal cliff, Joe Biden took some time off to do his holiday shopping at Washington, D.C.’s first Costco. […]

Everyone’s worst email-related-fear became a reality during NYU’s recent Replyallcalypse. We at Columbia would never be so foolish, right? (NYU Local) There was not a single violent crime reported in New York City on Monday. Has Public Safety become obsolete? (BBC) Lindsay Lohan, famed for her acting’s “distinctive blend of voracity and innocence, of will […]

The scientists at the Large Hadron Collider are at it again. This time, they’ve discovered a “liquidlike wave of gluons.” Next up: a giddy gaggle of geeks will gulp gin in Geneva. (NBC) Angus T. Jones, Jake from “Two and a Half Men,” apologized for his harsh criticism of the show on Monday. Next up: […]

Following accusations that Yasser Arafat was killed by poisoning, the PLO leader’s body has been exhumed. Swiss, French, and Russian experts will perform tests on the body to determine if murder is a plausible cause of his death. (BBC News) The American Association of Pediatrics now recommends prescribing teens with Plan B before they start having […]

Time to open up your wallets and laptops. Cyber Monday is here! Remember to join in on the mayhem and score some epic deals while pretending to listen to lecture. (Time) In preparation for the imminent artificial intelligence takeover, Cambridge University is opening up a center for “terminator studies.”  Remember kids, it’s all fun and […]

We know you’re frustrated that you have work to do while some people get to relax, but don’t get too angry on your schoolward journeys, or you might get arrested. (Buzzfeed, Gothamist) Getting back into the swing of things is going to be Misérable but hey, at least some people in the cinema world are happy. […]