We know you’re frustrated that you have work to do while some people get to relax, but don’t get too angry on your schoolward journeys, or you might get arrested. (Buzzfeed, Gothamist) Getting back into the swing of things is going to be Misérable but hey, at least some people in the cinema world are happy. […]

  Violence between Israelis and Palestinians continues. Both sides are attacking one another and claiming casualties while a diplomatic solution is sought and risk of an Israeli invasion intensifies. (CNN) Google Fiber, the nationwide broadband service Google has just begun rolling out in Kansas City, may actually raise the United States’ current position as 24th […]

Fluff News: San Francisco considers a ban on public nudity, raising the question, “did they not already have one?” (the age) If you missed the AMAs last night (and really, why wouldn’t you have), here’s a page of winners you can skim so you skip to looking at dresses. Shiny! (E! and Huffington Post) Real […]

In light of the grassroots movement started by Twinkie fans for the nationalization of the Hostess Brands, Bwog now more than ever says stand up for what is right! (Huffington Post) We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that […]

Kinect + Urinal = Urinal Entertainment System Ladies and gentlemen, no longer will you have to stare awkwardly at the wall while you do your business. A startup called Captive Media has created a “pee-controlled gaming” (with advertisements, of course) environment to help you perfect your aim. Bwog would like remind our male readership to […]

Columbia is one of ten universities to unveil a new type of small, personalized online classes. No word yet on whether online students will be required to take Lit Hum. (NBC) General Petraeus made his first public appearance since resigning as Director of the CIA. Apparently, even though he’s no longer in charge, we still […]

Apparently Obama was advised by a crack team of behavioral scientists, including a Columbia psychologist, on how best to appeal to the way our minds work in his campaign. Looks like it worked. (NY Times) An attempt to be New York City’s trendiest man led this Slate writer to sleep with 30 pillows and attend […]

News stories can be complicated, featuring multiple sides of the issue, risky claims, inherent bias, and extended context. Wouldn’t you like to assign catchy songs to current events? Toyota recall—Oops!… I Did it Again. (WSJ) Continuous Greek strife and strikes—Bohemian Rhapsody. (Reuters) Sorry, Elmo, but—Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da. (ABC) Artificial lens study—Suddenly I See. (MedGadget) Madonna being […]

It’s been a week since Obama was reelected, and residents of many states are petitioning to secede from the United States. Most of these are Southern states, but even New York and New Jersey have sent letters. None of these cite the reelection, but suspiciously the rise in their arrival began last Tuesday… (Politico) In […]

Prepare yourself for heart-shattering sadness. Is your pint of ice-cream ready? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, after almost two years of dating, have finally split. A nation of tween girls weeps for them. (US Weekly) With a $90 million opening weekend, Skyfall has claimed the title of highest-grossing Bond film—not an easy task when the […]

General David Petraeus has joined the ranks of Elliot Spitzer and John Edwards by having an affair with his biographer. “Having showed extremely poor judgment,” he threw in the towel and resigned from the position of Director of the CIA. (Reuters) Philip Roth, the legendary Pulitzer Prize and National Book Award novelist, decided to quit writing […]

If you want to be president, remember that politicians are people too, and follow Obama’s example. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a different political position, learn from Chris Christie and try not to snub the candidate you actually campaigned for. (Huff Post) If you want to be a human rights activist, your […]

Many of our dearest aquatic friends  had a close brush with death after Hurricane Sandy cheekily flooded the New York Aquarium. (NYT) Don’t worry, if our home ever floods, we’ll have an escape plan. Scientists have found the “earthiest new planet yet”. Soon we’ll all be living in out there… (TIME) As you wait for […]

President Obama won re-election over Mitt Romney last night, and this time around was almost as special as his first time. (WSJ, CNN) Meanwhile, members of Congress seem fated for catfights. However, Tammy Baldwin, a Democrat from Wisconsin, can fist-pump all the way to Capitol Hill to join them as our first openly gay Senator. (Huff Post, Washington Post) Puerto […]

Now that it is really our official “fall break,” Bwog is taking a much needed respite to repair the Shore/campaign/hike/study for pushed-back midterms catch up on Hulu.  We’ll stop in every so often to make sure you’re doing alright, but otherwise we will be making good use of our time off, and you should too.  […]