Yeah, so, let’s maybe not throw out fresh produce?
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Another week of long-overdue social progress being made.
Everyone and their grandmother is going online to watch Squid Game.
Apparently, people want to have personal freedoms everywhere.
Aussies everywhere are crying, and so are you.
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