Please I thought we were past this.

To answer the question on all of your minds—yes, there are ducks you can see in the winter time.

Did you miss us?

One. More. Day.

To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

ZzzzZzzzz ZzzzZZZzzzzzzzz

Is Shrek love? Is Shrek life? To the CU student who referred to themselves as Shrek: are you okay?

The one where I give you all the tea about Columbia’s libraries because I have spent the majority of the last 72 hours living in them.

Be careful which transportation hubs you call ugly in middle school.

New York’s really dumping eight feet of landfill on top of a park?

If you think you’ve seen holiday lights, think again!

Yay for Parliamentary voting.

What do we do about partisanship?

Hurricane season is over, but an “extreme weather event” is timeless.