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Senior Wisdom: Jack Treanor

Jack Treanor takes a look back at his time at Columbia, covering crushes, dining hall schedules, and the torturous nature of piano lounges.

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Bwoglines: Scary Strawberries And Sketchy Water Edition

Happening in the World: A woman from Queensland, Australia was arrested for being connected to the strawberry needle scare that has been occurring over the last two months in Australia and New Zealand where people were finding needles in their store-bought fruit packages. Happening in the USA: After 10 years of suspicion and a one-year […]

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Seeking Admin To Validate Crushes

In continuum with Deputy Editor Idris O’Neill’s complicated history with Columbia Crushes, she is broadcasting a Craigslist-guided job search for the new Columbia Crushes admin. Help us, anonymous Bwog reader, you’re our only hope.  I am an avid subscriber of the Columbia Crushes Facebook page and have recently not seen the Facebook page update as often as I […]

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Lerner Piano, Notice Me: Computer-Generated Columbia Crushes

Ah yes, Columbia Crushes. While this cesspool of desperation that calls itself a Facebook page never fails to surprise us in its pure eccentricity, weirdness, and cringe factor, we here at Bwog realized that all the Columbia Crushes posts sound vaguely…..the same. So, in classic Bwog tradition, we took the past few Columbia Crushes posts and generated some of […]

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What Happened With Red Sweater Person?

In case you’ve been living under a rock or deactivated your Facebook after your relatives started commenting on all of your Photo Booth selfies from middle school, Columbia Crushes is the recent craze on campus, potentially replacing Columbia Buy Sell Memes as prime procrastination material. Earlier in the month, Bwogger Jenny Zhu and I looked into the inner […]

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Looking Behind Columbia Crushes

During your time at Columbia, you’ll probably have the opportunity to read some of those pinnacle works of western literature: Homer, Euripides, Morrison, Woolf, and…Columbia Crushes. Indeed, the page seems to possess an ever-popular presence on campus that we thought called for a deeper look into the Facebook page. We put Bwoggers Jenny Zhu and […]

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