Inspired by a thesis-induced stupor and slap-happy sleep deprivation. *SSOL and whatever the Barnard course planner is supposed to be called because we can’t have nice things. 

*sniffs aggressively*

You have been warned.

In a website update on March 9, Barnard College announced a plan for Spring 2021 commencement: a virtual ceremony paired with socially-distanced, outdoor events for individual departments.

Thank me later. —Bwog’s foremost love guru

Navigating a time-honored Columbia tradition: getting hit on by Anonymous.

It’s time for some melodic commiseration.

Thanks Mother Nature, but nobody needed any more disasters this year. Happening in the World: Hurricane Iota, a category 4 storm has reached Northeastern Nicaragua, a region very near that which was battered by Hurricane Eta just weeks ago. The coasts of Nicaragua and Honduras are expected to see significant flooding and possible mudslides as […]

In my humble opinion, humans have put way too much faith in birds.

In today’s news: early voting in New York City seems to take longer than becoming a member of the Supreme Court.

Against all odds, Bacchanal 2021 will be the best Columbia has had in years, thanks to yours truly.

Deputy News Editor Nicki Camberg, Daily Editor Bannon Beall, and Senior Staff Writer Daniel Ortega-Venni analyzed your favorite characters from childhood and placed them all within the CUCU (the Columbia University Cinematic Universe). 

They may not be the smoothest e-daters but at least they’re not on Match.com

Do you know the steps to sainthood? 

In an alternate universe where Columbia students meet organically and begin beautiful, consistent romances based on mutual interests and not Bumble profiles, this is how it happens.