Image via IEatTreats.com Perhaps CUSnacks’ issues have you down. Perhaps you feel hunger pangs in the wee hours of the morning. Perhaps all you want is something sweet to keep you company (not like that). Enter I Eat Treats, a new service which offers “Decadent Nibbles Delivered Nightly 6pm-4am in the Columbia University Area.” […]
From the CU Snacks midterm mass email: Take a study break and relax with a pint of your favorite Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. A pint of Cherry Garcia contains only 22 grams of Saturated Fat. (That’s 110% of your Recommended Daily Allowance.) At least you get 4% of your Vitamin A. CU Snacks to […]
CU Snacks is kind of like that spaghetti pot they sell on TV with the drainer built into the lid: it’s a good idea but it solves a problem you never really had. Plus you’re pretty sure only White trash orders it. Don’t believe us? Fresh baked cookies delivered to the West End. Kind of […]
– After placing an order on Campusfood, a voice started talking and thanking me. The speaker was female, and sounded terrifyingly like Skynet. Combine that with killer-omniscient washing machines, and giving life to an online entity named “the Bwog” seems a little reckless. – Why don’t vending machines — EXCEPT for the soda machine next […]
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