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Bwog Staff on Apr 30, 2019 
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He stared into her glistening eyes and said, “My name . . . is Tuesday Bwoglines.”
Sitting next to two girls eating lettuce with balsamic vinegar and wearing the same brown boots and sweaters: “I just feel like birthdays are so cliché.” “Wait, why is no one washing their face? Is it National Don’t-Wash-Your-Face Day?” After some thought… “I’m a pseudo-vegetarian. But doesn’t that apply to fish as well?”
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