In which an anonymous bwogger tries to write one simple sentence regarding the expeditious onset of this midterm season with his prematurely fried brain.
I just listened to Bwog’s official Thanksgiving song. It was so beautiful I cried. When my tears dried, I wrote this poem.
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In which Bwog reviews Columbia University's frats in verse.
Midterms are the worst,
They make me hate everything.
End of this haiku.
I love you to the moon and back again.
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