Africa, the Middle East, Asia–it’s all Third World to me Open your profile! It will make you more friends than serial rapist stalkers. Nutella in the bedroom? A bit too poo-like to be pleasant. Editorial Boards agree: keep sending them e-mails, Lee Britney: the deep reading Plus! Awww, aging activists are so cute….

First-year Neha Shende killed in car crash. R. I. P.     Edwards one block away from Columbia (satisfied, commenters?), uses MLK Day event to rip Bush, cynicism 15 GS students attend gay outreach party; few are gay CTV’s Gates retools: copies 80s, Spanish telenovelas… and wins lots of money Your dog doesn’t love you, but […]

Hey, it’s all non-Western to me Whoosh! Bang! Lamont-Doherty on blowing shit up.  Neuroscientists don’t need auto mechanics! Move along, now. “Alumni should have direct and consistent exposure to the student body” A new, bold vision for Columbia: representing students Fidelity is for pussies  Columbia, fictionalized

Class of 2011 smarter than Class of 2010, Class of 2009…Class of 1754 Bollinger doesn’t fit Mansfield’s definition of a “manly” man Finance not the only professional field in which Columbia students have mad skillz Sophomore antisocial (definition: hostile or harmful to organized society) but wants to graduate with friends BC, GS seniors historically cheapskates

Many a controversial forum went down last night… …the Iranian ambassador pissed off some students… …the Department of Education pissed off some parents… …and JTS just sort of gratified people by saying gays can become rabbis. …but PrezBo shall remain our bedrock. And in Opinion… O Ann Coulter, thou Xanthippe to our Socrates What’s that […]

Congress to World:  Send Us Your Nerds, Your Geeks, Your Huddled Brainiacs Yearning to Breathe Free [This headline has been deleted.] Bollinger Meets with GS Council about Financial Aid Reform; Meeting Constantly Interrupted by Crying Babies and Their Young Children Well, When There’s Nothing Else to Write Your Editorial On…

The sheen of Havana Central’s orange exterior has proved to be overwhelming. Did you know that Václav Havel is at Columbia!?!? He’s at COLUMBIA! America: the world’s most lovable oligar-militar-ocracy. Roll out the pork barrel! Diouf submits to Bollinger’s pleas, agrees to tinker with the IAS evenings after work and some Saturday afternoons. Are you […]

After 20 years of safe subterranean spelunking, admin. to shut off access to fun…oops, dangerous chemicals… …and will make damn sure you stay in your boring science and math classes… …but the utter thrill of manipulating financial aid loopholes remains. Go agency!  Er…go agency? Meanwhile, GS students, as always, find a “nontraditional” way to cheat the system […]

Congratulations to the just-announced 2007 Spectator Managing Board! Bwog estimates it’s number 131 or so. Now, go produce some articles so we can QuickSpec you. The lineup: Editor in Chief: John Davisson Publisher: John Mascari Managing Editor: Amanda Erickson News Editor: Erin Durkin News Editor: Josh Hirschland Opinion Editor: Oriana Magnera Sports Editor: Jon Tayler […]

On Barnard students as little lost sheep On bureaucratic gridlock On our sad existences as Rhodes-losers On more of this rivalry talk, rejecting Bwog’s idea to choose Penn On making the Nexus Center a “selling point” instead of an “eyesore”

Science majors assuage their worries that their degree might be nullified by some dude in Ghana Union members speak out about shady shit Bureaucracy inhibits the growth and development of needy children Prepare ye the way of the Nexus PRO-Israel PROgressives invite Israeli soldiers critical of Israel’s treatment of Palestinians to campus; students pray for […]

20 Clubs Denied ABC Recognition; Ann Coulter Responds by Having Celebratory Sex Barbecue Battle! Fire Truck!  Fire Truck! Maybe They Should Try Bingo…

Cell Phones: Part of the Not-Being-a-Hermit Experience Don’t Worry – Osama Bin Laden will not be able to take Lit Hum We have lots of money! Public schools have no money! (They should take a hint and start inventing useful stuff) We are mean to public schools! (Come on! They can’t invent anything worth a […]

Women must overcome shortness, queen bees, and Barbie in their epic quest for tenure Freshman fornication facilitated? Lactation station rouses male curiosity, Carman pride Sex columnist informs us being frightened of subway rats not necessarily gay, quotes…other sex columnist, who discusses (why not?) class implications of kinkiness GS student: I’m not part of a Star Trek villain-race! I’m just “the scruffy […]

DOE, d’oh Taxi! Whose house? World’s house. Barnard students: stop treating us like we go to Columbia!