The Voyager Golden Records were sent up to space in the ’70s with important images and recordings to help any extraterrestrial life forms understand life on Earth. Bwog has input on what the aliens need to know.

The Abacchalypse brings you…more hip hop! After an exciting Battle 4 Bacchanal, CUSH (Columbia University Society of Hip-Hop) came out on top. (Spec) A 12-year-old Indiana middle schooler is arrested…over spilled milk. We kid you not, this tween was arrested by a police officer after refusing to clean up spilled milk in his school cafeteria. […]

Lily Keane spotted this strange artifact outside of Sulz. An excerpt from the ’61 single? Make me your slave Tie me down, make me behave Let me belong to you Brian leads off with those words, and later in this hit, creepily whispers them again. Bwog couldn’t make this up, folks.

New York wants you to eat better. (NY Post) Women’s basketball defeats Yale! (Spec) Kyle Merber CC ’12 breaks Ivy League record. (CU Athletics) A tipster reports that fire alarms blared in Schapiro last night/this morning at approximately 3:14 a.m. Turns out that there was no fire, but only a flooded urinal.