The Politics of Naming
They’re here! But what shall we call them? Bwog has learned some things during our time at Columbia, namely that all the things you thought you knew are probably wrong and everything you hold dear is probably the cause of some deep-rooted societal problem. We figure our readers are pretty smart, and could help us figure out how to avoid continuing this centuries-old tradition of political incorrectness. Find us a suitable replacement for the “Christmas tree” by voting in our poll. Here are your options, ordered to reflect the current standings:
- Dank Pine
- Presents’ Umbrella
- Holiday Bush
- Communitree
- Capitalist Conifer
Tags: christmas, cupcakes take the cake, do people put christmas trees in their dorms?, exit polls, let's hope christmas doesn't threaten to abandon us for Harvard, mahmood mamdani, santa isn't real, seasonal things, the neighborhood
30 November 2011 @ 9:30 PM · 11 comments


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