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Jan

31

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Zamn, Zaddy.

Zamn, Zaddy.

In an in-depth analysis of Zayn’s new single, we’ve discovered that he may have been singing about none other than Bwog itself. See for yourself.

 

Climb on (the executive) board. We’ll go slow (with the pitches, so you can keep up).

So we’ll piss off the neighbors (aka everyone else in SGO, because we’re always louder than their club meetings are).

The place to lose your fears (of pitching risky articles, because we always love them)

Yeah, reckless behavior (see also: DWB)

A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw (this line just speaks for itself, if we’re being honest)

It’s a paradise and it’s a war zone (never has a more accurate description of Bwog been articulated, thank you, Zayn).

 

In all seriousness, come through tonight! See you at 7pm in SGO, Lerner 505.

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Jan

24

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*soulja boy voice* YOUUUUUUU

Bwog’s second meeting of the semester is tonight! You might be thinking to yourself, What’s so special about the second meeting? It’s not the first, so what’s the big deal? Also, how has a week of the semester already gone by? Also, why is time passing so quickly? How is it that my life seems to be passing me by? Why is time so fleeting? Will I ever find true happiness?

Now, please, take a break from your mini existential crisis, and return your attention to this post. In the words of that annoying kid who sang nursery rhymes, “First is the worst, second is the best!” For once, that kid tells the truth. The first meeting of the semester was the worst, because it didn’t have YOU in it! That’s right, readers, tonight is your chance to join Bwog and see what all the fuss is about. Tonight is the first open meeting of two! So if you reeeeeeeeally can’t make it tonight, come next Sunday! For all those who missed the first Bwog recruitment post… you should really just go read that because it will tell you But if you’re really to lazy to go back and read it, here are the logistics – what we’re looking for and what you need to know:

  • We’re currently looking for one new Daily Editor for the spring semester. A highly coveted Bwog job, dailies are responsible for running Bwog one day per week, editing and formatting all posts, writing short posts if necessary, and occasionally screaming quietly when people forget to meet their post deadlines.
  • We also have open positions available for Staff Writers! This position is a bit less responsibility and involves regularly writing posts on a vaguely-campus-related topic of your choosing.
  • If a cool title is what you’re after, you can also apply to be a Bureau Chief for SGA, ESC, or GSSC. These positions involve attending and covering one bureau meeting each week.
  • If you’re interested in any of those positions, fill out the application at the bottom of this post and email it to board@bwog.com by 11:59pm on Tuesday, January 26th. Email any questions to tips@bwog.com.

Aaaaaaand for all those current Bwoggers out there: bring your friends, bring your kids, bring your wife! We’ll be in Lerner 505 at 7pm on the dot, waiting with snacks and open arms for our new friends.

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Dec

13

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A professional goodbye, no tears involved.

A professional goodbye, no tears involved.

Well, folks, this is it. The last meeting of the semester. Someone bring the Kleenex. But it’s not all bad news. This means Winter Break, and going home for the holidays, and time spent with friends and family! We’ll miss you all, but Bwog will still be here when you return.

Be sure to come to Lerner 505 at 7pm tonight to say your goodbyes. We’ll be the ones crying into our laptops. Time to invest in a keyboard protector.

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Dec

6

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....wyd bruh

                         ….wyd bruh

Lately it seems as though every Facebook event has been advertised as a study break:

“Insomnia cookie study break!”

“Yoga relaxation session for finals”

“Panhellenic study break”

“Take a break, watch the debate!”

Well, here’s one more for you: Take a study break with Bwog tonight! Put down that textbook for an hour. Turn off that computer. And come to Lerner 505 at 7pm tonight, for jokes, snacks, and absolutely no talk of tests. We promise that we won’t discuss finals, imminent as they may be.

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Nov

8

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An accurate representation of us tonight at the meeting

An accurate representation of us tonight at the meeting

Good news, ladies and gents. The wait is finally over. Tonight is Bwog’s Semi-Annual Big/Little Reveal!!

If you want to find out which Bwogger will be your big, be sure to come to tonight’s meeting! As usual, we’ll see you in Lerner 505 at 7pm. Anyone (and everyone) is welcome! And don’t be late, you don’t want to miss this.

Oct

25

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We won't let another minute go to waste.

We won’t let another minute go to waste.

Well folks, midterms are finally upon us. No, wait. Midterms were upon us last week. And the week before. Some of us even had midterms the week before that. What’s the deal with midterms, anyway? They seem to last forever.

Why they’re still called “midterms,” we’ll never know. Spoiler alert: midterms are really just tests. So, in the wise words of man/myth/legend Jesse McCartney, “Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress. You deserve nothin’ but the best.” And what could be better than Bwog? Bring your pitches to the meeting tonight at 7pm in Lerner 505 – there’ll be snacks, laughs, and at least a few fellow Jesse fans. After all, who can forget that beautiful soul? Or, more importantly, that beautiful face?

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Oct

18

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It's about to get real.

It’s about to get real.

We know it’s been family weekend these past couple of days. Hope y’all had some good, clean, wholesome fun! Because now it’s time for Bwog. And you know us, we tend to get a little unseemly. So maybe don’t tell your parents to tag along tonight? If you’re lucky, they’ve already kissed you goodbye and headed off in a taxi, back to that hometown you miss so much. If you’re already missing those ‘rents, we’re here as a shoulder to cry on. Or if, on the other hand, you couldn’t wait to see them go, you’re in good company. Come on over to Lerner 505 tonight at 7pm. We’ll provide the snacks, and although they may not taste like Mom’s home cooked meals, we’ll do our best.

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Oct

11

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Don't disappoint Aubrey.

Don’t disappoint Aubrey.

(Sung to the tune of… well, you’ll figure it out.)

You used to come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our snacks.

Come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our jokes.

And we know that come 7pm, you’ll slide into our DMs.

You’ll show up in Lerner 505, what a time to be alive.

Ever since the meetings started you

Been wanting to come hang out

Everybody knows and you feel left out

Don’t get us down, don’t get us stressed out.

 

…Come thru! Drake will be happy, and so will we. See you tonight!

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Sep

27

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Do it for Nicki.

Do it for Nicki.

Nicki Minaj has consistently expressed her desire for young adults – for young women in particular – to stay in school. What she hasn’t yet expressed is her desire for you to come to the Bwog Meeting tonight. But make no mistake, we know she wants you to. She’d obviously encourage it; after all, why wouldn’t she want you to come? Good people, good snacks, good jokes. If you don’t want to miss out on an event that the queen of rap would approve of, come to Lerner 505 at 7pm sharp. And we do mean sharp. Sharp like Nicki’s winged eyeliner.

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Sep

13

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Clowning around at the first Bwog meeting

Clowning around at the first Bwog meeting

Come one! Come all! Join us in ringing in the new (school) year at our first open Bwog meeting of the semester!

We will be meeting tonight from 7:00 to 8:00PM in Lerner 505. We’ll be discussing posts for the week as well as new writer opportunities. Bring any ideas you have and you might get the chance to write something for us this week!

Just a reminder, we’re looking to fill new positions on our staff, including but not limited to daily editors, staff writers, and graphic designers. The applications for those positions are due this Tuesday, September 15th @ 11:59PM. Additionally, we’re also looking for people interested in editing, PR, tech, and business.

As always, free snacks will be provided.

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May

3

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The Fro Sci final Mother’s Day is next Sunday, which means now is the perfect time to get ~crafty~ and show your mom, sister, grandma, aunt, teacher, friend, mentor, or really any other maternal-like figure in your life how much you love her (or him!). What better way to show your support than with some DIY gifts? Come to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner, where we’ll teach you how to make heart-shaped melon kebabs, rose cupcake bouquets, and custom heart-shaped throw pillows. Snacks and pipe cleaners will be provided, and all are welcome to attend!

Apr

26

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"That's a great fucking haiku"

“That’s a great fucking haiku”

A haiku about the weekly Bwog meeting that’s taking place tonight, which is open to the public, meaning that everyone should attend, especially because the semester is ending soon, and finals are coming, and you need to procrastinate more, and I need one more line otherwise the formatting on this post looks terrible:

Bwog meeting tonight,

At 7. Room 505,

Of Lerner. With snacks.

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Apr

19

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Leave the kids at home, folks

Leave the kids at home, folks

Regardless of what we may have said last Sunday, do not bring your prospective students to the Bwog meeting tonight.

Let us repeat ourselves, do NOT bring your prospective students to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505).

Snacks will not be provided.

Don’t even think about showing up.

 

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Apr

12

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Planning the week with our prospies like

Planning the week with our prospies like

In case you weren’t outside last night, our third favorite twitter behind Ezra’s and the Sloth’s, @FuckingColumbia, informed its followers that “there are like 8,000 prospies on 114th rn it feels like the first Friday of school all over,” which can only mean one thing: Days on Campus is here.

Want to give your prospective student a little taste of what Columbia life is really like? No, don’t take them to Cannon’s, that shit is gross. Instead, bring them to our first ever semi-annual Bring Your Prospies to the Bwog Meeting Day!

We’re meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505). We’ll have snacks (read: Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish) to satisfy our your prospie’s youthful cravings. Anyone is welcome to attend!

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Apr

5

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Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

Tip #1: Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

So you’re thinking about becoming the new big dealer on campus, but you don’t know where to start! Should you push pills? How can you build up your clientele? Will this be a cash-only operation? Or will you accept $$$ through a popular mobile-payment app?

These are all valid questions, ones that we’d love to answer for you. If there’s one thing momma Bwog knows, it’s discretion. Believe us when we say that we know the ins and outs of the game: we’ve watched enough Orange Is The New Black and Breaking Bad to know how to run a proper narcotics scheme.

If you think you have what it takes, then join us at tonight’s weekly Bwog meeting at 6PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Jonesing for some snacks? We’ll have those too. All are welcome to attend!

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