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The Fro Sci final Mother’s Day is next Sunday, which means now is the perfect time to get ~crafty~ and show your mom, sister, grandma, aunt, teacher, friend, mentor, or really any other maternal-like figure in your life how much you love her (or him!). What better way to show your support than with some DIY gifts? Come to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner, where we’ll teach you how to make heart-shaped melon kebabs, rose cupcake bouquets, and custom heart-shaped throw pillows. Snacks and pipe cleaners will be provided, and all are welcome to attend!



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"That's a great fucking haiku"

“That’s a great fucking haiku”

A haiku about the weekly Bwog meeting that’s taking place tonight, which is open to the public, meaning that everyone should attend, especially because the semester is ending soon, and finals are coming, and you need to procrastinate more, and I need one more line otherwise the formatting on this post looks terrible:

Bwog meeting tonight,

At 7. Room 505,

Of Lerner. With snacks.

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Leave the kids at home, folks

Leave the kids at home, folks

Regardless of what we may have said last Sunday, do not bring your prospective students to the Bwog meeting tonight.

Let us repeat ourselves, do NOT bring your prospective students to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505).

Snacks will not be provided.

Don’t even think about showing up.


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Planning the week with our prospies like

Planning the week with our prospies like

In case you weren’t outside last night, our third favorite twitter behind Ezra’s and the Sloth’s, @FuckingColumbia, informed its followers that “there are like 8,000 prospies on 114th rn it feels like the first Friday of school all over,” which can only mean one thing: Days on Campus is here.

Want to give your prospective student a little taste of what Columbia life is really like? No, don’t take them to Cannon’s, that shit is gross. Instead, bring them to our first ever semi-annual Bring Your Prospies to the Bwog Meeting Day!

We’re meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505). We’ll have snacks (read: Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish) to satisfy our your prospie’s youthful cravings. Anyone is welcome to attend!

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Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

Tip #1: Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

So you’re thinking about becoming the new big dealer on campus, but you don’t know where to start! Should you push pills? How can you build up your clientele? Will this be a cash-only operation? Or will you accept $$$ through a popular mobile-payment app?

These are all valid questions, ones that we’d love to answer for you. If there’s one thing momma Bwog knows, it’s discretion. Believe us when we say that we know the ins and outs of the game: we’ve watched enough Orange Is The New Black and Breaking Bad to know how to run a proper narcotics scheme.

If you think you have what it takes, then join us at tonight’s weekly Bwog meeting at 6PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Jonesing for some snacks? We’ll have those too. All are welcome to attend!

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Get your anchors ready girls, because tonight is Bwog’s Semi-Annual Big/Little Reveal!

This will take place during our weekly chapter meeting tonight at 7PM in Lerner’s SGO (Room 505). Anyone is welcome to attend and light refreshments will be served!

Join us tonight as we discuss housing and Bacchanal, and find out which one of these lovely members will be your big!



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This could be us

This could be us

Today’s rising temperatures are some of the warmest this city has seen in months, which can only mean one thing for the people here at Bwog: we’re getting a little hot and bothered.

Fifty Shades was lackluster at best, and those pseudo-spontaneous hookup scenes from Gossip Girl just aren’t doing it for us anymore, which is why we need your help.

Even if it’s just a quickie. Come tonight. 6:40 PM. SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Food will be involved.

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Momma Bwog is Dr. McDreamy

Momma Bwog is just like Dr. McDreamy

Peer pressure. Exam grades. Student loans. Relationship. School work. Depression. Assignments. Self esteem.

Are these some things that are haunting you this time of year? If so, you might have a chronic case of midterms.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend you come to the Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner.

***Bwog is not for everyone. Call your doctor if your obsession with sororities worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior. Call your doctor if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported with Bwog, and publications like it, and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death. Other risks include increased cholesterol, weight gain, decreases in white blood cells which can be serious, dizziness on standing, seizures, trouble swallowing, and impaired judgment or motor skills.

“Since joining Bwog, I feel better. Bwog and my schoolwork, they make a pretty good team.”

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On her way to the Bwog meeting tonight

On her way to the Bwog meeting…

She went to a Bwog meeting and then… You’ll never believe what happened next!

Click here to find out!



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warming up our nubbins

Warming up our nubbins

In case you weren’t well aware, it’s fucking cold outside. Our nipples are hard. Our freshly showered hair is freezing during our two minute walk to Butler. And we hate it.

Bwog is tired of this miserably freezing weather. That’s why we’re going to be curled around a fire at tonight’s meeting, wearing our onesies, sipping hard warm apple cider. Feel free to join us.

We’ll be in the SGO (room 505) on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7PM. Bring some blankies.

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Regretfully wishing she would have came to a Bwog meeting just once

Regretfully wishing she joined Bwog

College came and went. That study abroad trip to Paris was a truly life-changing experience, you’ve made a tight-knit group of friends, and now you have an interview scheduled for your first job after undergrad. All seems to be well when you suddenly realize one minor detail: you have no worthwhile / important extracurricular activity on your résumé! Oh no! Why would that hip new startup ever want to hire you now?

Fun fact: they wouldn’t. Not without some journalistic experience under your belt (and for God’s sake Spectrum does not count).

Which is why you should build your résumé by joining Bwog! Our weekly meeting is tonight at 7PM in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner! Snacks will be served as always.

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This is what Bwog meetings look like

This is what Bwog meetings look like

There seems to be a lot of tension in the air lately. With Eminem threatening to punch the Queen of Electra Complexes, Kim K going full frontal on the cover of Paper magazine, and Diplo endorsing a campaign to get T-Swift a booty, it sounds like men everyone just needs to take a chill pill or three and relax.

Don’t let this stressful time get the best of you. Come chill out with us at tonight’s weekly Bwog meeting. We’ll be in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7PM sharp. We can’t guarantee those special chill pills you wanted, but there will definitely be refreshments of some sort.

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img October 19, 20142:19 pmimg 0 Comments

Sabrina the Teenage Witch knows what you did this weekend

Melissa knows what you did this weekend

You’ve spent enough time this weekend downing body shots.

Instead, take a night off and come to our weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 8PM in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner. Expect a classy evening of mixed drinks and mixed signals.

As always, there will be food, friends, and fun.


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the leaf is a euphemism

Keep an eye out for the Butlerbator

Take a break from trying to avoid the Butlerbator and come hang out with us!

We’ll be meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner Hall. As always, there will be food, friends, and fun!!!

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How Bwog meetings look

How Bwog meetings look

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

You will if you come to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7 PM in the SGO in Lerner. Come share some snacks and pitch some ideas with all your favorite Bwoggers.

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