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An accurate representation of us tonight at the meeting

An accurate representation of us tonight at the meeting

Good news, ladies and gents. The wait is finally over. Tonight is Bwog’s Semi-Annual Big/Little Reveal!!

If you want to find out which Bwogger will be your big, be sure to come to tonight’s meeting! As usual, we’ll see you in Lerner 505 at 7pm. Anyone (and everyone) is welcome! And don’t be late, you don’t want to miss this.



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We won't let another minute go to waste.

We won’t let another minute go to waste.

Well folks, midterms are finally upon us. No, wait. Midterms were upon us last week. And the week before. Some of us even had midterms the week before that. What’s the deal with midterms, anyway? They seem to last forever.

Why they’re still called “midterms,” we’ll never know. Spoiler alert: midterms are really just tests. So, in the wise words of man/myth/legend Jesse McCartney, “Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress. You deserve nothin’ but the best.” And what could be better than Bwog? Bring your pitches to the meeting tonight at 7pm in Lerner 505 – there’ll be snacks, laughs, and at least a few fellow Jesse fans. After all, who can forget that beautiful soul? Or, more importantly, that beautiful face?

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It's about to get real.

It’s about to get real.

We know it’s been family weekend these past couple of days. Hope y’all had some good, clean, wholesome fun! Because now it’s time for Bwog. And you know us, we tend to get a little unseemly. So maybe don’t tell your parents to tag along tonight? If you’re lucky, they’ve already kissed you goodbye and headed off in a taxi, back to that hometown you miss so much. If you’re already missing those ‘rents, we’re here as a shoulder to cry on. Or if, on the other hand, you couldn’t wait to see them go, you’re in good company. Come on over to Lerner 505 tonight at 7pm. We’ll provide the snacks, and although they may not taste like Mom’s home cooked meals, we’ll do our best.

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Don't disappoint Aubrey.

Don’t disappoint Aubrey.

(Sung to the tune of… well, you’ll figure it out.)

You used to come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our snacks.

Come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our jokes.

And we know that come 7pm, you’ll slide into our DMs.

You’ll show up in Lerner 505, what a time to be alive.

Ever since the meetings started you

Been wanting to come hang out

Everybody knows and you feel left out

Don’t get us down, don’t get us stressed out.


…Come thru! Drake will be happy, and so will we. See you tonight!

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Do it for Nicki.

Do it for Nicki.

Nicki Minaj has consistently expressed her desire for young adults – for young women in particular – to stay in school. What she hasn’t yet expressed is her desire for you to come to the Bwog Meeting tonight. But make no mistake, we know she wants you to. She’d obviously encourage it; after all, why wouldn’t she want you to come? Good people, good snacks, good jokes. If you don’t want to miss out on an event that the queen of rap would approve of, come to Lerner 505 at 7pm sharp. And we do mean sharp. Sharp like Nicki’s winged eyeliner.

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Clowning around at the first Bwog meeting

Clowning around at the first Bwog meeting

Come one! Come all! Join us in ringing in the new (school) year at our first open Bwog meeting of the semester!

We will be meeting tonight from 7:00 to 8:00PM in Lerner 505. We’ll be discussing posts for the week as well as new writer opportunities. Bring any ideas you have and you might get the chance to write something for us this week!

Just a reminder, we’re looking to fill new positions on our staff, including but not limited to daily editors, staff writers, and graphic designers. The applications for those positions are due this Tuesday, September 15th @ 11:59PM. Additionally, we’re also looking for people interested in editing, PR, tech, and business.

As always, free snacks will be provided.

We have no idea what we’re doing via Shutterstock



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The Fro Sci final Mother’s Day is next Sunday, which means now is the perfect time to get ~crafty~ and show your mom, sister, grandma, aunt, teacher, friend, mentor, or really any other maternal-like figure in your life how much you love her (or him!). What better way to show your support than with some DIY gifts? Come to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner, where we’ll teach you how to make heart-shaped melon kebabs, rose cupcake bouquets, and custom heart-shaped throw pillows. Snacks and pipe cleaners will be provided, and all are welcome to attend!



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"That's a great fucking haiku"

“That’s a great fucking haiku”

A haiku about the weekly Bwog meeting that’s taking place tonight, which is open to the public, meaning that everyone should attend, especially because the semester is ending soon, and finals are coming, and you need to procrastinate more, and I need one more line otherwise the formatting on this post looks terrible:

Bwog meeting tonight,

At 7. Room 505,

Of Lerner. With snacks.

Daenerys Targaryen approves of this poem via Wikia



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Leave the kids at home, folks

Leave the kids at home, folks

Regardless of what we may have said last Sunday, do not bring your prospective students to the Bwog meeting tonight.

Let us repeat ourselves, do NOT bring your prospective students to the weekly Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505).

Snacks will not be provided.

Don’t even think about showing up.


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Planning the week with our prospies like

Planning the week with our prospies like

In case you weren’t outside last night, our third favorite twitter behind Ezra’s and the Sloth’s, @FuckingColumbia, informed its followers that “there are like 8,000 prospies on 114th rn it feels like the first Friday of school all over,” which can only mean one thing: Days on Campus is here.

Want to give your prospective student a little taste of what Columbia life is really like? No, don’t take them to Cannon’s, that shit is gross. Instead, bring them to our first ever semi-annual Bring Your Prospies to the Bwog Meeting Day!

We’re meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO of Lerner (Room 505). We’ll have snacks (read: Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish) to satisfy our your prospie’s youthful cravings. Anyone is welcome to attend!

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Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

Tip #1: Want to be inconspicuous? Try dealing outside of Butler!

So you’re thinking about becoming the new big dealer on campus, but you don’t know where to start! Should you push pills? How can you build up your clientele? Will this be a cash-only operation? Or will you accept $$$ through a popular mobile-payment app?

These are all valid questions, ones that we’d love to answer for you. If there’s one thing momma Bwog knows, it’s discretion. Believe us when we say that we know the ins and outs of the game: we’ve watched enough Orange Is The New Black and Breaking Bad to know how to run a proper narcotics scheme.

If you think you have what it takes, then join us at tonight’s weekly Bwog meeting at 6PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Jonesing for some snacks? We’ll have those too. All are welcome to attend!

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Get your anchors ready girls, because tonight is Bwog’s Semi-Annual Big/Little Reveal!

This will take place during our weekly chapter meeting tonight at 7PM in Lerner’s SGO (Room 505). Anyone is welcome to attend and light refreshments will be served!

Join us tonight as we discuss housing and Bacchanal, and find out which one of these lovely members will be your big!



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img March 08, 20154:20 pmimg 2 Comments

This could be us

This could be us

Today’s rising temperatures are some of the warmest this city has seen in months, which can only mean one thing for the people here at Bwog: we’re getting a little hot and bothered.

Fifty Shades was lackluster at best, and those pseudo-spontaneous hookup scenes from Gossip Girl just aren’t doing it for us anymore, which is why we need your help.

Even if it’s just a quickie. Come tonight. 6:40 PM. SGO (Room 505) of Lerner. Food will be involved.

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Momma Bwog is Dr. McDreamy

Momma Bwog is just like Dr. McDreamy

Peer pressure. Exam grades. Student loans. Relationship. School work. Depression. Assignments. Self esteem.

Are these some things that are haunting you this time of year? If so, you might have a chronic case of midterms.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend you come to the Bwog meeting tonight at 7PM in the SGO (Room 505) of Lerner.

***Bwog is not for everyone. Call your doctor if your obsession with sororities worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior. Call your doctor if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent. High blood sugar has been reported with Bwog, and publications like it, and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death. Other risks include increased cholesterol, weight gain, decreases in white blood cells which can be serious, dizziness on standing, seizures, trouble swallowing, and impaired judgment or motor skills.

“Since joining Bwog, I feel better. Bwog and my schoolwork, they make a pretty good team.”

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On her way to the Bwog meeting tonight

On her way to the Bwog meeting…

She went to a Bwog meeting and then… You’ll never believe what happened next!

Click here to find out!

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