Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita.

Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

Do u enjoy replacing actual letters 4 their numerical equivalents? Do u also enjoy misspelling or reducing words 2 one letter? Well, 2001 Britney Spears did and so should u. So come 2 our meeting @ 7 pm 2nite in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner 2 show off ur txt lingo skillz. C u there!!!

W8 y is she wearing underwear outside of her jeans someone help via Youtube

We’re doing this just for you. We meet tonight. Same place, same time. Basement of St. Paul’s at 9 pm. We’ll be finalizing pieces for the

You can tip your hat to US.

last issue of the year and nailing down all of the content for the NSOP issue (yes, in awe of ourselves for thinking this far ahead). So join us for some good lookin’ folk and damn fine conversation.

Make mistakes at Bacchanal? Just forget about it, because that was so yesterday! You can start over today by going to the Bwog meeting tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm. Bring your ideas, your friends, and your fingerless leather gloves à la Hilary Duff in this music video.

The original Disney star turned musician via Youtube

In solidarity with sunlight

After an exhausting day of reveling in sunlight and showing off that layer of chub you likely acquired during the slumbering months of winter, join us in eating our feelings and pitching some final ideas for the last magazine issue of the year. The basement of St. Paul’s Chapel, 9pm.

Blue and White. Just like the china your crazy great aunt collects.

You’ve had a whole week to mull over all the questions and concerns you have about your life at Columbia. Why not come to the Blue and White meeting tonight at 9 pm in St. Paul’s Chapel to discuss them with us? There will also be refreshments. You know you can’t turn down an offer of refreshments.

Prized possession via Wikimedia Commons

Dinkleberg…

Come to the Bwog meating tonight to witness puns even worse than that last one! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm, free food. Bring your ideas, pitches and useful supernatural abilities, such as meat vision.

Timmy is an average kid, that no one understands via Tumblr

This St. Paul’s.

Yes, another one. Join us in the basement of St. Paul’s Chapel at 9pm to discuss the next issue. There will be snacks. There will be opportunities.

- The Editors

Chapel via Wikimedia Commons

Spring is here! Kind of! Come celebrate the recent weather with Bwog at 7 pm tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner. All are welcome! There will be grapes/string cheese/mild salsa/chips.

Life has had no meaning since 30 Rock ended via Youtube

We love you. Come to our meeting tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm.

Reaction when a professor extends a paper deadline via Youtube

If Bwog had a movie trailer, it would probably look like this. “Come to our meeting tonight at 7 pm in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner,” says [insert famous award-winning actor] in an authoritative tone—fade to black. (Youtube)

Anatomy of a movie trailer via Youtube

Starring Will Friedle’s middle part

In honor of President’s Day, Bwog will be hosting a screening of My Date With the President’s Daughter tonight at our meeting. So come to the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm tonight to watch the classic Disney Channel original movie with us. Bring your ideas and your friends and your ability to hopefully recognize that this post is not serious.

Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie via Wikimedia Commons

Dear Friends/Foes,

Loving the crew.

You may claim that early midterms take precedent in planning your mid-week outings, but we know where your priorities truly lie: attending The Blue & White meeting this fine eve. Come over to the basement of St. Paul’s Chapel at 9 pm to pitch content for the March issue, enjoy some hot pizza, and ponder destiny with our lovely staff. If you’re new, we want you. Ideas, criticisms, and coherent sentences are encouraged.

With Love,

The Editors

Does this song remind you of every middle school dance ever? Well come relive your middle school days at Bwog as we reminisce on middle school dance classics such as Whine Up,Umbrella,Get Low(clean version), Promiscuous and many more. SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm is where and when it’s at, so come and bring your ideas.

Would rather go to a 2006/2007 middle school dance than 1020 or Mel’s via Youtube

You, your friends, and your classmates are welcome at the third meeting of The Blue and White. As per usual, it will be at 9 p.m. in St. Paul’s Chapel. Tonight we will be contemplating how to  better appreciate beauty and also accepting/assigning pitches for our March issue.

—The editors