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These sound more like seniors, Alex S.

“it’s raining? I should just skip class.”

These were found littered about dorms on campus by Anonymous


Our new Barnard corespondent, Jonathan R.

At an impromptu Carman gathering on the first night of NSOP:

Guy 1: My best [guy] friend is really attractive.
Guy 2: So, are you gay?
Guy 1: If I were gay, would I have licked three girls at the Barnard Ice Cream Social?
Coping methods. From Anonymous:
I’m really hoping the conversation going on to the right of me is between freshman. They’re talking about u writing.”I’m socially awkward.”
“I wouldn’t consider you socially awkward. I’m awkward socially but I make up for it with enthusiasm. Because then its just cute. Like today I had a class with 14 people and we were supposed to talk, but I just sat there twiddling my thumbs. Twiddling my thumbs, I say that a lot.”
And now a chain of frat-related nonsense. Ignorance is bliss? via W.H.

this was in westside, about five pm

”I know it’s early, but I have a feeling that party in Beta is going to go down as one of the best nights of college”

So.. he didn’t ask? via Bernardo S. H.

“…it was super awkward cause the following morning he was in my Keeping Sex Sexy workshop.”

First hand account by Anonymous.

Just saw this crazy exchange outside beta house.

Beta guy: “Sorry dude, our president says you can’t come in?”

Other guy: “What, why?”

Beta guy: “This Beta party ends early for you.”

Guy’s friend: “What happened?”

Guy: “I went to the beta party a few days ago and it ended at 1 so I said, “Do Beta parties always end early?””
Friend: Sorry. *friend goes in*

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Those flyers are so funny. I couldn’t believe that Carlos actually thinks some one would swap a Broadway single for a Wien single.

    1. that'sthejoke says:

      @that'sthejoke .

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous No Carlos was serious. The other flyers were making fun of his flyer.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous Who wants to have a 10 comment shitstorm about whether it’s flyer or flier?

          1. Anonymous says:

            @Anonymous It’s like gray and grey. Using either is correct. Unless you refer to
            Gray Henry. Then, it is certainly G-R-A-Y.

        2. wien says:

          @wien is far superior to broadway in every single way. preferring broadway is evidence that said individual should be institutionalized until they know what’s good for them.

          1. maybe says:

            @maybe but you’ve misread: the advertised single is in a bottle of fermented grape juice

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous BRO beta is tough and exclusive!!

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Sounds like someone else also got rejected at the door.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hahaha. Man Carlos would write that and expect to find someone.

    1. Optimism! says:

      @Optimism! Will crush your balls everytime :(.

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