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Senior Wisdom: Will Hughes

Will Hughes

Will Hughes

And another Wisdom as all the wisdom from your classes slowly leaves your brain: Will Hughes, who looked out for you on CCSC, yet admits to some participation in the War on Fun, along with a somewhat-secret online identity.

Name, Hometown, School: Will Hughes, Coarsegold, CA, Columbia College, Math and English

Claim to fame? Peer counseling stuff: GHAP counselor, RA, and recently retired Nightline staff member; various campus theater (most proudly this) and eventual CUPAL president; interviewing people on WBAR as co-founder/co-host of THE GOOOOOON SQUAD; a yearlong stint on CCSC where I made a bit of a fuss about arts funding; baker and general dessert enthusiast; overdoing it with room décor; being that six foot tall ginger in the letterman jacket who bears a STRIKING resemblance to Archie.

Where are you going? Brief stint on the ranch and then back to New York.

3 things you learned at Columbia:

  • 1. When the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked.
  • 2. The walk from Westside to EC eventually feels shorter, but the walk in the 14th Street subway tunnel never does.
  • 3. Someone once told me politics in small towns boils down to gossip. This extends to Columbia, which is a small town in its own way. When combined with an org chart so complex it takes years to understand, you get a system where decisions at the University’s highest levels are regularly made because of the most inane factors imaginable, and figuring it all out is a matter of befriending the right people. If learning (and hollerin’) about the Arts Initiative taught me anything, it was how the students, faculty, and staff get shafted entirely when people make decisions (especially structural and budgetary ones) for petty, personal reasons.

Back in my day…SiP was a wonderful place to get a martini and do some homework (before it was replaced by homophobes, sigh). James Franco studying in 209 was cause for many a group text. The Diana Center was called the Vag, and the Vag was not open, meaning no proper student center. Different people held most senior administrative positions. The theater kids didn’t get along with each other as well as they do now. There was no business management concentration that encouraged people to hedge their bets against a humanities degree.

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: My Twitter generally is on point, Public Safety said I’m “too fun for Columbia,” I’m, and, despite failing too often, I try every day to do the right thing.

Write a CU Admirers post to anyone or anything at Columbia: I really admire the school of General Studies, both on principle and in practice. The student body of GS is on the whole more experienced, more interesting, and more fun to be around than that of any school at Columbia. That Columbia provides nontraditional students, particularly veterans and former artists, the opportunity to return to school is something that we should all support. Of course, that we should support something is different than us actually supporting it, so on top of everything else, GS students have idiots talking about backdoors to Columbia (despite their having the highest average GPA of the undergrad schools). Plus, GS has far and away the best of the four undergrad student councils and Dean Pete Awn is the man (with all due respect to JJV). GS: To me, you are perfect. Except the financial aid situation, but that’s not your fault.

Other people at Columbia I admire greatly include, but are not limited to: Terry Martinez for getting it in a way few people do, Laura Pinsky for fighting the good fight for almost thirty years and counting, Kathy Gomez for guarding over Furnald with love, Colette McIntyre for getting a tote bag custom-made that says “CUM DUMPSTER” after everything last year, Lori Goldman for the work she put into getting Nightline reopened, and the many, many people who make the University function on a day to day basis.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? In the words of Ms. Goldman, I prefer my pizza smothered in dicks.


  • Hitching your wagon to institutional approval is one of the worst ways to determine self-worth and happiness. Which is to say, it doesn’t matter how many awards you get, or what your school’s acceptance rate is, or how well paying your job is, all that means nothing if you have never processed why exactly those things hold meaning for you. Since a liberal arts education is a fun four-year excuse to think about questions like that, we all have a healthy head start on this process. Recognize that opportunity for the incredible privilege it is, and honor it by keeping an open mind and open heart.
  • On a related note, a person who self-identifies as a student leader is generally anything but a person who leads students. Proceed accordingly.
  • Performative overcommitment is not a cute look on any of us. Treat spending time with friends, sleeping, leaving Morningside Heights, and taking care of yourself as activities that need to be in your schedule. From there, add classes. Then add other activities if (and only if) you have time left. And whatever you do, never forget that the vast majority of people here are incredibly busy as well, and talk about your stress level with that in mind.
  • You don’t have to make your best friends during NSOP, your first year, or even in college.  A recent graduate mentioned last year that despite being involved and well liked, she left Columbia with few close friends (as opposed to friendships of convenience).  For most of us, finding our people is a long and continual process that no one really warns you about. You may be surrounded by the brilliant and accomplished student body that the brochures promised and connect with fewer of them than you expected. That’s fine.
  • People here often describe the identity crisis inherent in taking a group composed of kids from the top percentiles of their high schools and placing them all together—suddenly we can’t all be the smart kid. In the best of all possible worlds, this can result in an incredibly liberating discovery of some of the other things that make you interesting. It can also lead to the kind of assholery that makes people hate on Barnard/GS/state schools/whatever to maintain that feeling of intellectual superiority. Take advantage this chance to reinvent yourself, and figure out what else you have going for you besides your smarty-pants brain. (Although that’s pretty swell too.)
  • Spitters are quitters.
  • You’ll think and talk a great deal about how college has changed you as a person, particularly when you get to the point where it ends. But just as (more?) important is knowing where you came from and how you got to where you are. Over the past four years, I have grown so much closer with my parents (all that jazz about absence and hearts growing fonder). Stay in touch with your roots, and you’ll find yourself more grounded at Columbia. And if nothing else, when you have a juicy secret, telling it to your mom is far less likely to bite you in the ass then telling it to someone here.

Any regrets? Periodically trying for “witty,” and letting it turn into “mean.” Neglecting academics in favor of clubs and activities. Learning the thing about not talking about how busy you are so late. Speaking more than listening (see: the length of this). Not signing my Bwog and Spec comments. Never prioritizing time for dating (fellas if you’re interested, hmu).

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  • CC 2013 says:

    @CC 2013 God damn it, Will. I love you and every word (even if its mean) that comes out of your mouth.

  • this one time says:

    @this one time will hughes’ SW was exactly what i needed to hear as i prepared for my finals tomorrow.

  • Most Cat-Like says:

    @Most Cat-Like This is awesome. You’re great, Will! I’ll miss you in CCSC next year.

  • Fella says:

    @Fella There is so much sexy in all of this. Even Nietzsche would be embarrassed by the things I would do to you.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Your fourth bullet point happened to me. What makes you think it’s fine? I mean, sure, there are plenty of worse things that can happen to a person. But it actually kind of sucks, and I feel like I’ve missed out on an incredible opportunity. Columbia would definitely have been way better if I had managed to connect with people.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous i don’t think he’s saying it’s not hard–i’m graduating feeling similarly, honestly. i think he’s saying to take the long view, because that makes it a heck of a lot easier.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous The point is that you’re not socially inept or “doing college wrong” if you don’t graduate having made the best friends of your life. Columbia is tough on its students. Sometimes you get deprived of meaningful encounters and you lose out on substantial friendships.

      It’s not meant to sound super-happy-gold-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow. It’s meant to reassure those people that feel like the messed up because they don’t have a “crew” that they met during NSOP.

  • Credit where credit is due says:

    @Credit where credit is due *Katie Mukai, Lori Goldman, and the other Nightline listeners.

  • cruvs says:

    @cruvs fabulous wisdom! Will, thanks for always making me laugh and think, usually at the same time.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous #tdh4seniourwizdum.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I felt like the first bullet point of advice and the second regret were somewhat contradictory…

  • Beans says:

    @Beans I will always remember you as the benevolent King of the Performing Arts… and of my heart. You are one of the most incredible people I’ve met here and quite honestly, I’m psyched for your life. I’m sitting in this reading room in Butler clapping and I don’t care about the glares! In the words of Drake, “You the fuckin’ best.”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Lol, Terry Martinez is what’s wrong with this university.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Don’t worry bud, I’m sure you and most students here don’t actually know shit about what she does.

      But kudos on pretending to be edgy, mean, and in the know.

      1. Isn't this says:

        @Isn't this Exactly the problem? In KevSho’s wake she becomes responsible for community outreach. The comprehensive lack of communication between students and the administration is what makes for so many of our issues.

    2. bjw2119 says:

      @bjw2119 Ignorant people are what’s wrong with Columbia. The fact that Terry Martinez does not fall into this category suggests that you therefore must. Go home.

  • How about says:

    @How about More SEAS wisdoms please

    1. Another SEASian says:

      @Another SEASian We’re not funny and we can’t write sooooooo…

  • Admiring CC13 says:

    @Admiring CC13 Looks like the person his words make him out to be.


  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous the best senior wisdom yet. its not even close.

  • yl says:

    @yl you’ve such a heart and I love you very much. here’s to the future.

  • Alex Donnelly says:

    @Alex Donnelly Will, your regrets are so on point. I, as a student leader (sic), have always admired you for your dedication and for never taking no for an answer. We’re losing a good one.

    Best wishes in all you do.

    The above signed

  • Susan says:

    @Susan you inspire me, and you have done so since my first day here! :)

    1. Susan says:

      @Susan Another Susan?!! …who’s not middle-aged?!!

  • lol says:

    @lol “Spitters are quitters.”

  • female says:

    @female I’m in love.

  • CC'14 says:

    @CC'14 What happened with Colette McIntyre?

    1. ekg says:

      @ekg A night to remember

      1. track me says:

        @track me Can I join your society?

        1. ekg says:

          @ekg Well, I’m currently living in a yurt somewhere outside of Portland, so, actually, can I join yours?

    2. Colette says:

      @Colette The bag is a reference to the 2012 Barackus ( as well as the fact that I am no quitter.

  • Creative Writing Major says:

    @Creative Writing Major That bit about the Business Management concentration…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous you’re so lovely! I talked with you only briefly but always yearn to talk with you more when I see your bright hair… also, are you related to Taylor??

  • SoF says:

    @SoF Will Hughes is going to be so immensely successful in whatever he chooses to pursue. What a wonderful ice cream sundae of a man!

  • RRA says:

    @RRA Will, so glad you decided to do a Senior Wisdom! This is just that–wisdom. As a admirer from afar, I can safely say that you’ll be missed!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Why are you a senior? You’re damn cute. I would date you so hard.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This man is perfect in every way

  • RB GS says:

    @RB GS Brilliant, thank you!!! Bureaucracy was ne’er so well described, thanks for bringing to light the challenges students and student leaders especially face every day.
    P.S. “Different” people were in senior administration – nice slight towards diversity at CU.

  • Beyonce Pad Thai says:

    @Beyonce Pad Thai Really happy I got to know you a little bit when we crossed paths…!

  • RB GS says:

    @RB GS Whoops, I just read what you said about “student leader” self-identification. Scratch insertion of such term into above comment. :-)

  • mhm says:

    @mhm preach

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous love ya will

  • can we just get a... says:

    @can we just get a... quick round of applause for Lori Goldman? Pizza smothered in dicks. Brilliant.

  • Another fella says:

    @Another fella Does that call extend to slightly less recent graduates?

  • wow says:

    @wow i love that he is a math and english major.

  • Steve C. says:

    @Steve C. Will, it was a pleasure working with you this year and seeing your passion shine through as strongly as your goofy antics made you incredibly easy to develop a friendship with quickly.

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