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BwogSex: Action In The Stacks

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BREAKING we just received the following anonymous tip:

Sex in the stacks. Butler. Level 10. Red-headed girl. Moaning (in a slightly high-pitched voice). Happening now.

And a follow-up:

Hi, you aren’t going to believe this (or maybe you will… It’s finals season) but I was finishing up my paper in the Butler stacks and saw/heard a couple at it while I was walking out. White guy with a redhead pushed up against the shelves, skirt pushed up, the whole deal. I left quietly, but I’m not sure if they saw me (or cared).

All Bwog can think is dear old Hemingway up there on the 10th level stacks—we’re sure you’re making Papa proud.

Keep it sexy, keep it safe, and Bwog salutes you, you crazy kids. If you have a steamy story you want the world to know, email sex@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. And of course, be sure to discuss strategy on stacks sex in the comments.

Bwog’s porn stash via Wikimedia Commons

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17 Comments

  • I wonder says:

    @I wonder how many people just ran to the stacks to see if this is still happening. Pervs.

    1. hey now says:

      @hey now @I wonder: this week has been rough. I though about it for like 3.8769 seconds.

  • orgo knight says:

    @orgo knight i hear you like sexy things
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX8BEeE1LKI

  • Anon says:

    @Anon Yeeeuhhh redheads do it best

  • Gossip Girl says:

    @Gossip Girl Wonder what guide they used to prepare…

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Common sense and not giving a rat’s ass.

  • Blunts in Butler says:

    @Blunts in Butler I had serious competition for most offensive cloud of stank in Butler tonight. Well done, adventurous redhead. Let’s light up to that.

    1. Blunts in Butler says:

      @Blunts in Butler Impostor.

      Cannabis does not “stank.” It has a delicately subtle aroma unless you buy the cheap shit.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous We have redheads at this school?

  • SEX IN THE BUT says:

    @SEX IN THE BUT I wanna have sex in the stacks before I graduate. Does anyone have some advice on how to go about it?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Um, find someone who will have sex with you

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous lets be realistic here…

  • Sex in the Butt says:

    @Sex in the Butt is more easily achieved than sex in the But.

  • Man Gaga says:

    @Man Gaga I’ll have sex in the stacks with you as long as we do not have to prescribe to gender norms.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous That’s where the comic collection is! I hope you crazy kids were right on top of Alan Moore

  • Sad Butler Employee says:

    @Sad Butler Employee Please don’t get semen on any of those books. We have to touch them.

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