BREAKING we just received the following anonymous tip:
Sex in the stacks. Butler. Level 10. Red-headed girl. Moaning (in a slightly high-pitched voice). Happening now.
And a follow-up:
Hi, you aren’t going to believe this (or maybe you will… It’s finals season) but I was finishing up my paper in the Butler stacks and saw/heard a couple at it while I was walking out. White guy with a redhead pushed up against the shelves, skirt pushed up, the whole deal. I left quietly, but I’m not sure if they saw me (or cared).
All Bwog can think is dear old Hemingway up there on the 10th level stacks—we’re sure you’re making Papa proud.
Keep it sexy, keep it safe, and Bwog salutes you, you crazy kids. If you have a steamy story you want the world to know, email email@example.com or use our anonymous tip form. And of course, be sure to discuss strategy on stacks sex in the comments.
Bwog’s porn stash via Wikimedia Commons