Here at Bwog, we had a weekend full of sadness about the band, being lazy, and sickness.
Bwog mourned the band:
- Didn’t do any homework because Columbia tried to kill the band.
- Cried about the band getting banned (x7).
- Bitched about the CUMB getting banned to my CC alumna aunt.
- Saw a sad (possibly crying, not sure) CUMB member in JJ’s.
Bwog was very lazy:
- Didn’t finish that paper I’ve been saying I’d kill this weekend.
- Watched a fellow Bwogger take a cab from 110th to 121st.
- Didn’t do a stitch of homework, despite having two essays due Tuesday and a midterm Thursday and in attempting to do so stare at a blank google doc for several hours.
Some Bwoggers got sick and others had a couple of close calls:
- Sat in Milstein a Saturday afternoon only to hear several people cough WITHOUT COVERING IT (the audacity smh).
- Almost called 911 when my friend fainted at the 103rd subway stop.
- Was killed by strep (this is my ghost writing).
- Gave birth to a spaghetti squash.
- Yawned too big, hurt me jaw
- Cut into my chicken in Ferris to see that it was RAW.
- Went to the football game for an hour, left cause it was too hot, passed tf out when I got back due to dehydration.
This Bwog editor would like to remind everyone to stay healthy!
Bwog felt uncomfortable:
- Lerner, 3rd Floor: Became v uncomfortable when a guy sitting in front of me started to yell at his parents on video call.
- Got called the FUCK out by the international cashier for finally using my real ID.
- My dress blew up in the wind and many strangers saw my knickers (tragic).
- Saw approx. 5 tinder matches at one party oof.
- Learned all TWO (2!) of my ~crushes~ are already cuffed (not by me),
…And everything else in between:
- Texted my dealer for the first time in months.
- Met the PM of Armenia and was featured on several Armenian news outlets.
- One of my piercings fell out. drunkenly asked a friend to put it back in. she, unknowingly, instead of putting it in the old hole made a NEW hole and now i have a new piercing!
- Peeled garlic for like 30 minutes straight!
- Punched a teen at a concert (he deserved it).
- Did 5 shots of what I can only describe as “vodka with IHOP creamer” and then went home and did my programming homework.
- Got too drunk, went into a spiral, had to rewatch a LOT of Chris Fleming videos to pull myself out.
- Got kicked out of a karaoke bar right in the middle of a killer rendition of prince’s 1984 hit single “when doves cry.”
- Saw a guy drinking beer out of a straw.
Not sad band via Wikimedia