Welcome back to Bwog’s partially–annual post, where we regurgitate the academic jargon we’ve been bombarded with all year.

Don’t let finals crush yours!

Maybe if I rant to enough people about how many papers I have left to do, they will fully disappear.

Barnard President Beilock and the Office of University Life shared resources for students to cope with the guilty verdict of Derek Chauvin in emails tonight.

After over two years of negotiations, the GWC-UAW Local 2110 bargaining committee and University officials have created a draft for Columbia’s first graduate worker contract.

Columbia announced that students need to get vaccinated to access campus facilities in the fall semester, according to an email sent earlier this morning by University Vice President Gerry Rosberg and University COVID Director Donna Lynne.

This Saturday, Staff Writer Samantha Seiff and Daily Editor Rania Borgani attended an event hosted by Barnard College and the organization Damayan entitled “Pandemic Tales: Uplifting the Voices and Organizing of Filipino Migrant Workers.” The event sought to “amplify the disproportionate impact that the pandemic had on the immigrant Filipino community in New York.”

Managing Editor Caroline Mullooly and Senior Staff Writer Daniel Ortega-Venni unpack the good, the bad, and the wacky times from the staff’s Slack server.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In which Bwog continues to gush over required reading that was surprisingly decent. 

“Again and again and again and again.” – Robert Smith, upon receiving his second vaccine dose.

Caroline, Rania, and Julia are here to tell you which angsty, joyous, teen song you are—based on your major, of course.

We sought an explanation for the additional fees that some non-lab classes require.

This past year has been nothing short of a disaster for many people, but working, learning, and socializing through our computer screens has produced a few silver linings that we’d want to stick around.

We all remember the infamous “I slept with Swae Lee after Bacchanal” Facebook post from 2016. We’ve all dreamed about waking up after Bacchanal, in bed with one of the headliners. Unfortunately, Bacchanal was virtual this year, severely limiting any hookup opportunities. That’s where this fanfiction comes in. Let’s just imagine together for a moment…