In true Bwog style, we’ve read all of the 400+ comments (though it might be 500 by the time we post this) so you don’t have to. Regarding the violence that erupted: Posted by i can’t believe this: [#144] [reply] I’m actually shocked by the ignorance and arrogance displayed by so many of the posts […]

After last night’s amazing free-for-all of orgiastic violence and self-righteousness, Bwog tipster Stephanie Shieh decided to look to the sky to see what the God would have us know.  But, God? What did they ever do!?

Minuteman? More like 10-second man! (See previous post) J-School Dean and New Yorker press critic Nicholas Lemann whines about negative press coverage  Hockey team gets reinstated, apologizes, must stop being p$#@!%s We’re here, we’re queer, we’re … not in the top 20? Two men charged for Sept. 17 murder-robbery of Barnard employee  

This evening, after a 45-minute long diatribe by a preachy opening speaker, a large group of students rushed Minuteman Project founder Jim Gilchrist, in what descended into a free-for-all on the stage. Scroll below for the blow-by-blow and photos. 3:45 PM: Releases by the University and by the College Republicans appended below. 3:21 AM: Those […]

Bwog tipster John Shekitka sends in the following news about what they’re really learning over at Teacher’s College. I was in Horace Mann last night, a building at Teacher’s College, and noticed their monthly newsletter entitled ‘The Stall Street Journal.” I kid you not; this a newspaper that is affixed to the back of the […]

Have you found yourself getting lost more and more as of late?  Blame this maintenance truck, which has been driving around the Columbia area, both on and off campus, for the past week.  A sign is posted in its rear window, giving directions to the Registrar’s Office, the ID Center, and Student Financial Services—all of […]

Ah, Wednesday! The hump of the week. Bwog Personals is here to facilitate. If either of these two strikes your fancy, email bwgossip@columbia.edu and let us know. If it’s a match, we’ll spring $5 for a date. Coffee, pastries at Café 212—it’s your choice, and a probably guaranteed good time! And remember: if you or […]

Man oh man, food and drink are awesome!  We present you with the following. Overheard outside Tasti D-Lite: Boy: So, what exactly is “O’Tasti?” Employee: I don’t fucking know. Boy: I’ll take a large! And, in Ruggles: Person 1: Why do wine coolers even exist? Person 2: So people over 40 can get drunk while […]

Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy.  Thank God I Can Finally Do That Without Fear Of Repercussion. Butler Employees Encouraged to Smuggle Contraband Across the Border; Library Explodes with Guns, Illegal Aliens, Cheap Prescription Drugs Alma Matters Wins Election, Loses Idealism At Long Last, a Chris Kulawik Column We Can All Agree On

The results are in, and CCSC has five new members! The Alma Matters ticket triumphed, with a whopping 27.2% of the vote–25 votes ahead of their nearest rival, Party of Five (even with an extended voting period, CC freshmen fell short of the national turnout average by about 10 points). President-elect Mark Modesitt picked up […]

After the reform Kol Nidre service at Hillel, everyone wishing each other a good year:   (Jewish) Law Student 1: Rosenblum?  Yale ’02?  Seligman?  We graduated in the same class!   (Jewish) Law Student 2: Yeah, yeah, you’re in my litigation class now right?   (Jewish) Bystander (muttering): Bunch of Jews. Happy atoning! Heard outside […]

While campus liberals gear up for an appearance by the founder of the anti-immigrant Minutemen, they might want to know what else College Republicans President Chris Kulawik has up his sleeve: family values Senator Rick Santorum, scheduled to visit at the end of October. Sources inside the Student Governing Board say that the Republicans blew […]

More stuff you shouldn’t have saved on public computers.   But if God is omnipotent, why does he care? As we see in Exodus 20:5, God declares that he is a “jealous God”. Could this be true? Is this why the Jews received a grand total of 613 commandments—to keep them in check?   Also, […]

In which freshman Bwog contributor extraordinaire Dan D’Addario gives you a guide to being, at least superficially, a cool kid. Columbia is full of those of us (myself included) who listened to Sufjan Stevens in high school and thus considered ourselves far too cool for those who listened to Dave Matthews Band. Well, karma has […]

PrezBo and company can’t seem to stay out of trouble these days! A disgruntled former employee has filed a $60 million lawsuit in US District Court against President Bollinger and other administrators, charging obstruction of justice and a “conspiracy to interfere with the civil rights of Blacks & other racial minorities.” Raghavendra was fired last […]