We told you not to quit your day job The Sophomore Slump–malnutrition-induced?  Man, why doesn’t anyone want to get lung cancer anymore? Dude, that’s whack.  Columnist seeks cred, ends up with sore foot  Editorial board has an epiphany: raising money is hard! 

Bwog has never done this before—Bwog has never heard anything quite so appalling, ever. Some gossip is sweet and innocent. Some gossip is so awful you wish you had never heard it (and we will give you that option). And some gossip redeems. We only wish that the three items following formed a real progression […]

Dear readers, Time for round two! In response to feedback, we’ve melded the new site and the old, bringing back the three-column format as well as the classic Blue and White color scheme (speaking of which, the magazine’s site has been spiffed up too). New features like your best comments and the “about us” blurb […]

Public Safety is now on the Facebook in the person of John Murolo, the Morningside Campus Director. Let’s all welcome him into our trusting community with open arms and many Facebook friendship invitations. It must be tough to come back as The Man only two years after graduating at the fresh young age of fifty […]

Today is the first workday of Queer Awareness Month, and the works are certainly in progress. Alma is bracketed by a floating balloon-rainbow and several students are seated at a table in front of her, handing out treats. Skip along to Low Plaza to get free Skittles (Taste the Rainbow) and condoms from our campus […]

‘Primordial Ooze’ Blessed by Church, and Reindeer; Bwog, However, Wants to Know Where Bwog Can Buy Its Very Own Screeching Piglet University Administrators, Luminaries, Quip, Joke, Tease Their Way into Trustee Pocketbooks “It’s Easy to Blame That Man-Slut For Fucking You Over” Columbia Lends Hand to Estonia, Spec Opinion Hopes Estonia Will Lend Hand Back. […]

Bwog thrives on conflict, and this week didn’t disappoint.  – Hockeygate unfolds, while the world watches, rolls eyes – Tigers > Lions. But sports can still be fun! – The Dems don’t like FOX, Middle Easterners don’t like each other, and Vermont doesn’t like America – College freshmen duke it out, while SEAS freshmen…oh wait, […]

Bwog almost didn’t notice that Teacher’s College Director of Admissions Tom Rock was practically nixed off of CBS’s The Amazing Race 10 tonight. According to tipster Stephen Wang, “There was sweat, there were tears, and all in the middle of a rice paddy.” Tom Rock is on the show with his partner Terry. Good luck, […]

Bwog contributor Ashley Nin took some time to compile the favorite jokes of a few professors. Hey, they’re not paid for their senses of humor… James Crapotta, Department of Spanish and Latin American Cultures, Barnard A Mexican crosses the border to Texas, hoping to purchase a pair of socks.  He goes into the first store […]

Dear readers,   OK. We hear you. This new site was an experiment, and it’s going to keep evolving. Meanwhile, here’s our logic: we designed for ease of use and a more streamlined look, making sure that important information and navigational tools were all up high and easy to find. Shifting all the permanent features […]

Bwog reader John Heffernan, GS ’76, sent us an odd little e-mail recently about butterflies. We didn’t give it a second thought, until one Bwogger, while reading in Morningside park, noticed a little fleck of orange fluttering by. And then another, walking back to Butler, and every now and then in the past few days. […]

Columbia’s myriad of research institutes helped Bwog to realize that not only will studying PE or blebs in college prove fruitful some day, but that every research, however small, can be funded if need be. Even if you have to ask reactionary drug war people for the money. A few favorite centers: Center for the […]

Not only does Bwog read your papers and listen behind your back, we can also see how you find us! Below some of the best searches that resulted in someone clicking on the Bwog… Why does urine glow? Olsen twins vending machine: good places to get food if your a nyu student. Punjabi verb conjugations, […]

This week, Bwog will be featuring candidates for leadership of the Columbia College class of 2010. Tools? Visionaries? You decide–vote next Tuesday! Name, Party: Matthew Kudelka,  Columbia Undergraduates Supporting Progress Home town: Houston (TX)/Katonah (NY) Home Dorm: John Jay The Man: I’m Matthew Kudelka. I grew up in Texas although for the past two years […]

Lydia DePillis and Christopher Morris-Lent report on today’s Homecoming game. Special thanks to Charles Clavey for his photos. It is generally true that suburban high schools are much better at football than their urban counterparts.  If we extrapolate this axiom and apply it to this afternoon’s contest between Princeton and Columbia, then the unhappy outcome […]