Cookies and Fruit at the Lerner reception desk! Sorry, boys and girls. All gone.

Gothamist points the way to some snow videos, including a time lapse one of College Walk. Poke around a little and you can find an entire page of Columbia time lapse videos, all seemingly shot from Butler, including a nice sunrise, and the fastest graduation you will ever see. Update: Thanks to “Seth Low” for […]

• Mother Nature Takes a Big Dump on New York City. Ski Jumps, Igloos, Slushee Stands Erected. • Dean Zvi Galil Subs for Snow-Stranded E-Weeks Opening Speaker. Discusses Dermatology, Retirement Spots. • Disgruntled TA Takes Cigarette Break to Bitch About the Bitching Over ROTC. • Cops Faced With Hole in Donuts Case.

A CC teacher to her earnest student, a young sophomore in search of himself: “It sounds like you either need to see a shrink or work for a Jewish agency.” – Bari Weiss

2006 beat 1947 by 0.5″.

A writer at the Brown Daily Herald has alerted the Columbia College Student Council that, for a year between 2003-2004, CUIT sold our emails to Columbia panopticists, er, sociologists, Gueorgi Kossinets and Duncan Watts for this Science article. The study, which discusses the formation and evolution of social networks, did not name the “large university” […]

After braving the mountainous snowfall to end up at the Manhattan Jewish Community Center on 76th St. at Amsterdam, one Bwog correspondent found her urge for ground chickpeas unsatisfied. The Center promised to set a Guiness World Record today with a 12 ft. wide, 500 lb. plate of hummus. Upon arrival, she was told the […]

As Manhattan gets ransacked by the biggest snowstorm of the year, College Walk is transforming into a stage for the surreal. Our correspondent reports: If someone has a digital camera…he or she should head over to the Low Steps…some CAVA kids are using stretchers to sled down that glorious snow… Also–in the midst of a […]

– Orientalism is declared hot while EALAC grad students get their freak on in the library. – Uris Dining Hall’s new Salad Bureaucracy induces shortage of tiny yellow no. 2 pencils. Related: John Jay workers too sober to fold up fajitas. – Barnard unveils its new student center to which architecture majors and Gothamists cry, […]

The Sunday Times recommends Morningside Heights restaurants on Amsterdam. It’s like a Bizarro Broadway– just replace drunk undergrads with sober SIPA students, Riverside Park with Morningside, and bad food with good.

Kent has apparently turned into some sort of EALAC consortium night club for this eve of February. There were grad student types lounging around in the library. On the elongated table that runs the length of the room were empty containers of take-out (possibly Chinese) and people dancing. Yes, that’s right, adults were dancing on […]

Friday’s New York Times has a strange article which reports that law school applications have been declining across the board for the first time since 1998. For Columbia, that meant 335 fewer people got in line this year for a chance to spend 120K burning the midnight oil at Diamond Law Library outlining briefs like […]

Sign on a lamppost at the corner of Broadway and 115th:   Could this be the same Tyrannosaurus Rex that was “found” in our December issue? If so, was he lost…and found again? We have emailed a certain Jason Ruff with questions, and will keep you abreast of any developments.

On Tuesday, we reported the latest scourge to hit the Columbia campus. But almost as soon as the dust settled on the DEA raid of Morton Williams, there appeared to be a new epidemic in town. Our agent overheard the following conversation in Wallach: Boy #1: Was it you who tried to snort pop rocks? […]