This Friday, 10 pm, at Mona (between 108th and 109th on Amsterdam) is the party you’ve been looking forward to all year. Lucky for us it’s still February. Come join us as we celebrate the Bwog’s official launch. Cheap website, cheap friends, cheap drinks. Blue and white attire is optional but attendance is not.

• Some of us get hitched. Early. • Overwhelmingly, SEAS kids refuse to get flashed by Barnard. • Spec sez: Safer sex week should cater to virgins. • CUIT’s schizophrenic meanderings continue as department splits in four. Campus shrugs in apathy. • The fencing dynasty has apparently crumbled while we were passed out at the […]

The Office of the Dean has created a Valentine’s display in the lobby of Hamilton with enough streamers and shiny hearts to make you sick. Aiding your cause of “crush the pain of loneliness by candy-induced stomach ache” are two large bowls of chocolates.

In dress reminiscent of Maggie Simpson’s blue starfish sleepclothes combined with the little brother from A Christmas Story‘s winter-wear, this baby stole hearts on college walk when her parents posed her for next year’s Christmas photo. Find a cuter picture. We triple dog dare you.

An excerpt: WHAT A GREAT IDEA! We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient life experience to obtain a fully verifiable university diploma. Bachelor, Master or even a Doctorate. Think of it, within a month you too could be a college graduate. Many people share the same frustration, they are all doing the […]

Cookies and Fruit at the Lerner reception desk! Sorry, boys and girls. All gone.

Gothamist points the way to some snow videos, including a time lapse one of College Walk. Poke around a little and you can find an entire page of Columbia time lapse videos, all seemingly shot from Butler, including a nice sunrise, and the fastest graduation you will ever see. Update: Thanks to “Seth Low” for […]

• Mother Nature Takes a Big Dump on New York City. Ski Jumps, Igloos, Slushee Stands Erected. • Dean Zvi Galil Subs for Snow-Stranded E-Weeks Opening Speaker. Discusses Dermatology, Retirement Spots. • Disgruntled TA Takes Cigarette Break to Bitch About the Bitching Over ROTC. • Cops Faced With Hole in Donuts Case.

A CC teacher to her earnest student, a young sophomore in search of himself: “It sounds like you either need to see a shrink or work for a Jewish agency.” – Bari Weiss

2006 beat 1947 by 0.5″.

A writer at the Brown Daily Herald has alerted the Columbia College Student Council that, for a year between 2003-2004, CUIT sold our emails to Columbia panopticists, er, sociologists, Gueorgi Kossinets and Duncan Watts for this Science article. The study, which discusses the formation and evolution of social networks, did not name the “large university” […]

After braving the mountainous snowfall to end up at the Manhattan Jewish Community Center on 76th St. at Amsterdam, one Bwog correspondent found her urge for ground chickpeas unsatisfied. The Center promised to set a Guiness World Record today with a 12 ft. wide, 500 lb. plate of hummus. Upon arrival, she was told the […]

As Manhattan gets ransacked by the biggest snowstorm of the year, College Walk is transforming into a stage for the surreal. Our correspondent reports: If someone has a digital camera…he or she should head over to the Low Steps…some CAVA kids are using stretchers to sled down that glorious snow… Also–in the midst of a […]

– Orientalism is declared hot while EALAC grad students get their freak on in the library. – Uris Dining Hall’s new Salad Bureaucracy induces shortage of tiny yellow no. 2 pencils. Related: John Jay workers too sober to fold up fajitas. – Barnard unveils its new student center to which architecture majors and Gothamists cry, […]