We’ve all gotten drunk texts from friends, exes, and sleazy fuckboys. But what would those texts look like if they were coming from the president of Columbia himself? Bwog has imagined a few possibilities, and… they aren’t pretty. Screenshots via fake itext message

Bwog Staff Writer Riya Mirchandaney and Science Editor Alex Tang are here with a review of last night’s performance of Science! The Musical, a witty musical about the trials and tribulations of science research in academia. Additional performances are happening tonight and tomorrow (see the bottom of the post for details). Perhaps you thought something entitled […]

Having gotten such a great response to our previous Myers-Briggs personality type article, we decided to take on a more universal experience of students everywhere – putting up angry signs in the dorm bathroom, when your fellow hallmates have terrible bathroom etiquette. Yes, this is what angry bathroom sign you will write depending on your personality type. ESTP: […]

The beautiful house that served as the setting of Call Me by Your Name is on sale in Lombardi, Italy. It’s fair game: anyone willing and able to purchase it can become its new, loving owner. The only caveat is that it costs $2.7 million. As broke college students, it’s hard to come up with that much […]

We’ve all been on the receiving-end of a free giveaway. Just like the aspiring artists in Midtown handing out their mixtapes, Columbia is willing to lose some of their humility to get you to show some school spirit. Here’s some of our suggestions for giveaways that will really mobilize the students of Columbia.  Free pizza at […]

The overlap between Lit Hum students and Carman residents is considerable enough that new Bwoggers Michael Wang and Zoe Ewing calculated the fastest way to get from one end of campus to the other. Beware the Butler smoke.  Your roommate taps on your shoulder.“Don’t you have a 10:10 today?” You drowsily roll over and look […]

On February 15, 2018, students sampled coffee for the new cafe in the Milstein Center. Here are other snacks Bwog wants to see! Fruit cups with berries, pomegranates, etc. No honeydew – we’re tired. Real granola Boba A soup station that is regularly replenished House-made juices Green grapes Avocado toast Boxed water Baklava Soft pretzels […]

Every Tuesday, Bwog brings you a recap of the previous night’s Engineering Student Council (ESC) meeting. This week was…interesting, to say the least. Luckily, fresh Bwogger and seasoned SEAS student Krithika Kuppusamy stepped in to cover it. The ESC President, Aida Lu (SEAS ’19), has officially been removed from office, after successful impeachment during the general […]

Bwog Science is bringing you a brand new column, CU Women in STEM! In this feature, we’ll be highlighting the amazing women in science at Columbia. Our first profile is from Anna (BC ’20), who is as bright and exciting as the stars she studies!  Major: Physics What subjects are you interested in? I honestly […]

Our final personal of the 2018 season: if you haven’t seen Gloriana at a football or basketball game, you’ve probably heard her. She cheers on those Lions even when they’re disappointing her to tears, and she’d cheer for you, too, if you went out with her! Email tips@bwog.com if you want us to set you […]

Even though Valentine’s Day is over, it’s never too late to find someone to cuddle up with this cold, (possibly) snowy post-Valentine’s weekend. Our next personal is none other than Richard Shin of Columbia Crushes Fame. But fear not, despite all the Columbia Crushes posts about him, Richard is single and ready to mingle. Email us at […]

EIC Betsy Ladyzhets and Sports Editor Abby Rubel were gracefully invited to see the 124th Varsity Show’s annual West End Preview last night in the Diana Event Oval, filling in for Bwog’s Arts Editor (who had rehearsal). They had hopes that this year’s production would be stronger than Varsity Shows past, but so far are […]

All of Bwog’s E-board is looking for love this Valentine’s season, and our Managing Editor Victoria Arancio is no exception. Her friend Kate is available, too (as long as he likes Harry Potter.) If you’re interested in either of these lovely ladies, shoot us an email at tips@bwog.com and we can set you up. Name, […]

Columbia first-years: we have found the best of you, and we’re profiling them on our site. Valentine’s Day may have passed, but it’s not too late to score a date with one of these young staff writers. Hit us up at tips@bwog.com if you’re interested! Name, Year, School, Major: Jake Tibbetts, CC ’21, Sociology/Political Science […]

Bwog is back for the big day: Valentine’s Day! Bwog’s very best—Youngweon and Finn—are ready to find love and are willing to go the distance. If you are interested in learning more, send an email to tips@bwog.com.  Name, Year, School, Major: Youngweon Lee, Sophomore, CC, French & Classics Preference: girl for guy. Hometown: Seoul, Korea. Your nightmare date in […]