If you regularly wear business casual to your classes, please read this I’m begging you.

Welcome back! There’s cold temperatures, there’s budget cuts, and there’s AI. Take one and pass it around.

That weird thing your professor said on the first day is too good to go unpublished.

Katy Perry, if you’re reading this, back away from the old people.

The New York Civil Liberties Union has issued a letter to Barnard President Laura Rosenbury, alleging that College policies prohibiting political expression on departmental websites and requiring websites to be approved by the Office of the Provost violate academic freedom. 

Since it’s the last Friday of the semester.

So the Smashing Pumpkins didn’t perform at Columbia while you were taking your final, but…

On Saturday, December 16, Deputy Arts Editor Isa RingswaldEgan and Social Media Editor Tal Bloom attended a drop in sketching session at the Wallach Gallery’s exhibit, Partisans of Nude. 

Unlike these Rocky Mountain wolves, some Barnumbia students have to wait until December 22 to be released.

They’re on the mind. Always. Haunting us.

If anyone catches a picture of the Avery bedbugs, email us at tips@bwog.com.

And now, here is the host of Jeopardy…

Finals can be a mind-boggling amount of work, but guess what’s not?

Christian Stohler, DMD, DrMedDent, will end his tenure as Dean of the College of Dental Medicine and Senior Vice President of Columbia University Irving Medical Center at the end of this month.

Congratulations to the Early Decision Class of 2028!