I get giddy every time I see a new prompt that I can respond to.

I played field hockey for six years. Today I put my knowledge of the game to the test. 

Deputy News Editor Emma Burris and Staff Writers Gina Brown and Jack Rado attended performances of the Barnard Theatre Department production of Twelfth Night. 

My parents took me to some catacombs and all I got was this lousy article, and a tour of the Altschul basement.

After months of bargaining sessions with the University, the union for postdoctoral and associate researchers says it plans to strike on November 1 if its demands are not met by then. 

Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

The union hopes to settle a contract with the college that provides equitable compensation for all RAs, particularly those who receive financial aid.

Friends and llamas and tears, oh my!

Down with nonfunctional turf!

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

Barnumbia has cool style sometimes.

Six days after Columbia’s campus closed to the public as countering Call to Action for Palestine and Students Supporting Israel protests mounted on Butler Lawn, University President Minouche Shafik has released a statement on “upholding [University] values.” 

I still haven’t worked on my LitHum essay… I sure hope I didn’t write a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Staff Writers Erika Avallone and Avery Baumel bemoan the lack of spirit displayed by BC and CC students during their respective Spirit Weeks.

Apparently, Ivy League does not mean “aware of bathroom etiquette.”