Bwogger Sarah Braner wants you to know that we’re all gonna be alright. Dear person about to go through finals, For one of our final Bwog Loves before, well, finals, Bwog would like you to know that we love you. We here at Bwog think you are amazing. I promise we will all be okay. I […]

As finals loom (or are already here), Bwogger Sarah Braner is just trying to focus on the lights at the end of the tunnel. One of those lights is the Arthur Ross Greenhouse, located on top of Milbank Hall.  I have an opinion: Milbank Hall is one of the worst buildings on campus. It’s hot, the […]

Nimesh Patel, a comedian known for being the first Indian-American writer for Saturday Night Live, had his stand-up routine at cultureSHOCK cut short earlier tonight due to uncomfortable jokes. cultureSHOCK, an event hosted by the Asian American Alliance, is a charity performance showcase that aims to provide a space to celebrate Asian American expression. Patel was one […]

Bwog had some lovely adventures over the break, and we hope you did too! Send yours into tips@bwog.com to be featured!  Bwog is on break Woke up to a rooster crowing almost every morning – earliest at 4 am, latest at 6 am Went out to collect eggs in 23º weather without a coat Got […]

Surgery? On our grapes? Come to Lerner 510 at 9pm to find out…oh, and bring pitches. They did surgery on a grape via Bwog Archives

Some things are best expressed through bingo. Therefore, your friendly neighborhood first-year brings you… Barnard First-Year Bingo Realizing the Millie suit looks like…that… Bemoaning the quad’s laundry system Trying to maintain your high school sleep schedule Feeling like an impostor in Butler Attending office hours religiously Impulsively modifying your hair “OMG how will I ever make […]

The Barnard Chemistry Department has been hiding something from us. Something…mysterious. Something…menacing. Something…mole-evolent.    Have you ever had a day in chem lab in which nothing went right? A spilled solvent, a broken test tube, sniffing a chemical you clearly should have wafted? Have you ever thought that the chem department has just had it […]

Bwogger Sarah Braner is here to tell you all that IT IS OKAY TO BE HOMESICK. The night before Fall Break began, I watched all the little people below Diana Café wheel their suitcases around, lamenting over my mediocre dinner how my home isn’t a simple plane ride away. Many people can relate; I live […]

Course registration time is finally upon us, and that means sifting through the many courses available. Bwogger Sarah Braner journeyed into the directory and survived to tell the tale (somehow).  When I had journeyed half our year’s way, I found myself again within a shadowed forest of shitty graphic design. With no Vergil or Beatrice to guide […]

Butler. 11 pm. You’re sitting in a study carrel when you hear that most dreaded sound… coughing. You scramble for something, anything, that could shield you from the onslaught of microbes, but alas, there’s nothing around! While this may seem like a hopeless situation, staff writer Sarah Braner has some tips for how to avoid the plague.  […]

Staff writer Sarah Braner unveils the reason behind the ungodly sluggishness of the Barnard Hall elevators.  Many of us have had a class in Barnard Hall. However, if you have had a class on the third floor or above, you are probably aware of the elevator situation: They’re slow. Really slow. Well, there’s a reason the […]

Definitely-not-the-sports-editor Sarah Braner rounds up the sports for this weekend! Men’s Soccer: Columbia (5-3-1, 2-0 Ivy) will play the Princeton Tigers (6-4-1, 1-0-1) in a home game at 1:00 pm Saturday. The Lions are coming off a win against Penn last week and are hoping to hang on to their second place ranking. Princeton’s main […]

Staff writer Sarah Braner recently witnessed a truly scandalous event, and it has been taking over every thought in her head since. It was a normal Saturday night. I was traipsing back from the Sulz 7 lounge when I ran into a group of friends clogging the hallway. “No problem, I’ll just slip past them,” […]