Connor Moore teaches us the valuable lesson of “How are you?” and lets us know that there really is a sauna in Dodge.

Our first senior wisdom of the weekend goes to Bonnie Gillis, a GS senior who drives a lovely red Vespa. 

Justin Bui can build a hovercraft in the time it takes the earth to rotate around its axis. Need I say more?

Ricardo Jaramillo, president of the Roosevelt Institute and Ferris stan, imparts some valuable wisdom.

Eliza Moss-Horwitz, a Latenite queen, tells us all about how we are all like ducks in her senior wisdom. Read on if you’re confused. 

Our last Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Connor Haseley, who tells us to actually care about what we do and advises against double majoring. 

Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is IK, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire. 

This senior wisdom is brought to you by the same man who has probably run over your foot with his scooter in John Jay.

Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

Anderson’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

Rounding out our Senior Wisdoms for the day is a newfound poetry master!