Warner Brothers may have censored itself to stay on the good side of the FCC’s new indecency standards, but you can catch the uncut premier episode of the Bedford Diaries, filmed on the Barnard campus, at the WB website before the sanitized one runs on Wednesday. Sexy professors! Suicides! Unrequited love! Is YOUR life this […]

Exploding syringes of nitric acid. Animal testing. And a band called ‘Vector Sum.’ B&W staffer Anna Corke talked with chem grad student Paul Vadola to discover the secret life of chem students. Why did you decide to go into chemistry? I was a premed bio major. Organic chemistry is part of the premed package and […]

Quick poll: Who knows where Morningside Gardens is? (Answers involving Morningside Heights or Morningside Park don’t count) Do your plagiarizing at Columbia, not Barnard. Here’s to never seeing the phrase “‘safe spaces’ under momma Bollinger’s skirts” in print again. Casey Acierno makes his her mom mix-tapes.

These excerpts were culled from documents left on Columbia and Barnard lab computers. We encourage our readers to submit their own digitalia finds to us at bwgossip@columbia.edu. For example, evolution and the big bang theory are not falsifiable and, according to Popper, are about as scientific as, say, my personal theory that purple unicorns will […]

It’s 50 degrees outside! Celebrate the end of the week and treat yourself to an ice cream sandwich. After stopping by the Good Humor cart, walk past the Aish booth on Low Plaza. If you look Jewish enough, you might just be handed an opportunity to get “spiritual discovery” in Israel for the low, low […]

Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi speaks in Low this afternoon. And by in Low, we mean from a giant video screen. Thanks, NYT for getting us excited for nothing. According to SIPA’s conference site, equally important policy types should be around. But do they have the hair?

Students soon able to turn pass/fail grade into letter grade after seeing final score.In related news, pass now equals fail. Ellen Binder’s, assistant vice president for budget operations and financial planning, son unable to thrive in public school. Only 1 out of the 3 SEAS class president elections contested Miri Cyper Cypers makes omlette-making sound […]

Trash can on fire. Who do you call? CAVA.

This excerpt was culled from a document left on a Columbia lab computer. We encourage our readers to submit their own digitalia finds to us, via e-mail, at bwgossip@columbia.edu. Jamaal stood there naked, grinning. His hands were on his hips and his dick hung heavy between his legs like the bell of a church.

Overheard on the Carman elevator: Guy A: Well, what are you going to do with a waffle maker? Guy B: Make waffles. Dear Feminism, Thank you for teaching men how to cook. Sincerely, The Bwog

Bwog was idling around, and then it received this email from the Columbia Musical Theater Society: CMTS Presents Andrew Lippa’s THE WILD PARTY Roone Arledge Auditorium March 23 – 11 pm March 24 – 8 pm March 25 – 7 & 11pm $5 CUID / $8 GA For ticket reservations, please email cu.wildparty@gmail.com Please be […]

Headline spotted: Engineering Students Perform Plumbing Feats in Ghana Thankfully the phrase “Feats of Rectal Strength” was rejected by the Columbia homepage. They know better. Bwog doesn’t.

Too late for your CCSC candidacy. Leon Levy takes up Jerome L. Greene’s philanthropy challenge. Columbia tours led by liars. Jake Olson’s columns are like the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape; you can’t look away no matter how awful it gets.

Carly Hoogendyk, Carman RA, reports: Everyone’s favorite security guard and vocalist is now soliciting his newest musical offering to Columbia freshmen just looking to swipe into Carman. Michael Lane has come out with a second album of him doing what he does best: singing over karaoke tracks. Lane opens with Santana’s “Smooth” and ends, creepily […]

Lydia DePillis speaks for all of us in Sunil Gulati’s Global Economy class when she reports an inability to concentrate on Nobel Prize winner Robert Mundell’s guest lecture today because of his eerie resemblance to Donald Trump. Mundell’s photo doesn’t quite do the parallel full justice; it’s pre-awful auburn hair dye job.