Last night some bastards stole the antlers off Destroyer! bus! Unacceptable.

•Basement of Milano Market home to unhappy Mexicans, ex-cons, and toe fungus. •Anachronistic Gentleman Rental Service tries to bring anachronism to Columbia, fails. •Rock climbing and surfing approved as two newest club sports, waivers available for pick-up. •In an odd space-filling move, Spec writers recount dates they’ve gone on with each other.

In which staffer Mark Krotov gives movie suggestions for those who fear to venture off the 1, 2, and 3 lines.

Wednesday night we reported on the appearance of Destroyer! bus on 114th alongside Carman. Since Tuesday signs have been up saying parking on that side of 114th is prohibited today. The Question of the Day is… is Destroyer! bus exempt from parking regulations? Is there no parking on account of Destroyer! bus? Does the NYPD […]

New Yorkers! Rally thy selves around political art. This weekend and coming week offer a wide selection of fascinating proposals for your movie viewing pleasure. Film geeks, proceed after the jump with care.

In which the Bwog apologizes for getting a couple facts wrong: – In the February issue, Brendan Ballou wrote that “Rebel With Uranium” Ken Hechtman and his merry band of anarchists “were the first to reach the Low Library roof, and as far as we know, the last.” Correction: They were not the last. – […]

•Head of Office of Multicultural Affairs to go from Associate Dean to Vice-President, just not at Columbia. •Couple didn’t realize better bars just a subway ride away, gets caught spending their fake $100 bills at the Heights. •Don’t be mean to the military guys or they’ll get all administrative on your ass. •Foner not actually […]

Does anyone have an explanation for the horned silver bus parked outside of Lerner at 114th Street?

Everyday the Bwog finds a new reason to love Craigslist. Thanks to reader Anna for tipping us off to the site’s Haiku Forum and for sending us a few choice selections. Fun with Dick and Kitty < lovepoet > 02/08 12:44:5 remember that game we played – hide the salami… that was so much fun! […]

… Columbia is the 7th best university in the country. Take that, U.S. News!* *They ranked us 9th.

Undergraduate history theses were originally due April 15, until the department realized that day was Good Friday. The due date is now April 13 … which is the first day of Passover. Good job, goys.

A Bwog correspondent relayed this email. It’s not a joke. Ye Olde Dorkery Abounds at ye CUSFS tonight Ever wondered what “Ye” really meant? Like to fantasize about wearing the clothing of ages where comfort hadn’t been invented yet? Want to pick up a sword and start swinging in a somewhat more legal setting? Come […]

A Bwog correspondent sent the following in– is it too much to ask if anyone has pictures? There was a man on the median at 113th and broadway this afternoon wearing Adidas sneakers, pink socks, green pants, and a double breasted blue blazer with the words “Officer COOL” written on the back in what appeared […]

Welcome to Week 2 of the Bwog’s Personals– a good one for Sufjan Stevens fans! Every Wednesday we’re giving you FULL ACCESS to profiles of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, all of whom have undergone the Bwog’s rigorous personality and STD testing. Someone look like the guy or gal of your dreams? Email bwgossip@columbia.edu with the […]

•St. Luke’s not the idyllic egalitarian paradise we all thought it was. Damn. •Starbucks workers are the new grad students when it comes to hopeless unions. •Student-run erotic journal Outlet to come out online, all the better for secret viewing. •Paid testimonial for South Beach, we can only assume.