Do you think your suite is already too hot in this heat? Well, make it hotter by baking some cupcake hamburgers!

Everyone did cool shit this summer, and with just a couple Columbia buzzwords, so did you.

You’ve seen Bwog mock other syllabi this week. Now prepare for Bwog’s very own comprehensive, official, totally real syllabus.

New semester, new conspiracy.

Maybe, just maybe, the world might be healing.

A dorm. A bed. How many? I guess you’ll have to read to find out.

If you can’t find yourself, store-bought you is fine.

Attendance will be recorded.

Summer burned the brightest, but the darkness has consumed them.

You’re in then you’re out, you’re dealing with heat waves, then with flooding, then with snow…

Happy FDOC Barnumbia! What a day. It’s rainy, there are puddles everywhere, no one’s really sure what the mask mandates are, but, it’s still a great day! And, on this joyous occasion, Bwog attended classes. (Some more joyously than others…)

If you aren’t content living inside of a furnace, perhaps these tips and tricks for capitalizing on your ridiculously hot dorm will make these first few weeks back on campus a bit more bearable.

An easy recipe that uses summer ingredients while we still have them.

Everything is basically the same, we promise; it’s just slightly worse.

Whether you’ve just stepped foot on campus or you’re entering your final year, one senior has advice for tackling the first week of classes.