Today’s Bwoglines is a chaotic meld of events that leaves us sure that we’re not sure. Editor’s Warning: mention of assault.

Putting it plainly, there are a lot of disasters and catastrophes in today’s news.

This is a dedication to late trains and frantically texting your friends to apologize for tardiness at each stop on the way.

The stock market drops, the number of cases of monkeypox in the city drops, and you’re running out of time to drop a class.

A summit, a strike, and strippers—oh my!

Featuring Sweden, jackets, taxis and photography, are today’s Bwoglines actually news, or just a Columbia ski trip?

Honoring food, education, and history is the name of the game today.

Some pop culture news, some rain, and some progress in Ukraine.

Happy first Monday of the school year, Barnumbia! I’m desecrating album sequencing my skipping songs I don’t like. What are you doing today?

Saturday brought an important win at the US Open after a prolific week for tennis.

Spruce up your Saturday with a Welcome Week mystery!

Tití me preguntó si tengo muchas organizaciones, muchas organizaciones. Hoy tengo una, mañana otra. (Translated: Auntie asked me if I have a lot of organizations, a lot of organizations. Today I have one, tomorrow another.)

Maybe, just maybe, the world might be healing.

You’re in then you’re out, you’re dealing with heat waves, then with flooding, then with snow…

Happy first day of classes! Bwoglines is back and ready to help you start your day.