You wouldn’t kill a pigeon.

New middle school, new me.

2020 really sucked so bad that now we have to sacrifice bees…

Would you rather sesh with Andrew or Chris?

Welcome back to school! Kick off your morning with some highlights of what’s going on in the world.

It took too long, it took too long, for you to finish this semester.

Though things are still impressively bad, positive moves have been made.

Being warm beats being prepared for finals.

Let Comic Sans into your life!

Set those timers and get to work!

Between finals and election, there are several finish-lines in sight.

It seems like neither the US nor the UK can figure out logistics.

Happening in the World: Archaeologists have found an additional 119 skulls in the underground Aztec skull tower below Mexico City. They believe these skulls, which include young male warriors, women, and children alike, were sacrificed to the Aztec god of sun, war, and human sacrifice. The tower itself was used to terrify the soldiers from […]

In a shocking turn of events, whales are inhabiting the Hudson River. As they should!, we would say, were it not Hudson River and all its sewage.