It’s so hard to say goodbye! So nominate your favorite seniors to make their words immortal by April 29.
Don’t let the post-Baccahanal slump win…
So many nuisances, so little space, one unanswered question: why would a man be there?
From last-minute headliner changes to friends getting CUEMS-ed, this Bacchanal was certainly an eventful one. But one thing never changes. And that, of course, is borg.
So you can flex your cybercore fit in the Fakemink pit.
Are you still mentally still on spring break and refusing to acknowledge that it is, in fact, over? If yes, this article is for you.
These Bacchanal announcements incited insane division between those who wished for a democratic Bacchanal and those who jumped up and down with joy every time an artist dropped on the CUBacchanal Instagram.
Editor’s note: mentions of trickery.
He is to be replaced by an artist from last year’s show, Lancey Foux, who previously cancelled.
I’ve been fooled by the fake Spring far too many times
Please allow me to (re)introduce you to four of my favorite pieces from a recent trip to the museum.
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