In the words of Spongebob Squarepants, “At least I’m safe inside my mind.” Perhaps Columbia University is just a state of mind.

The bizarre, the profane, and the actually useful: here’s what Bwog has in our notes for Fall 2020.

‘Tis the season for cinnamon, sugar, snow, and all things warm and fuzzy. ‘Tis also the season for finding new ways to save money and protect your wallet, and Bwog is here to help!

There has to be some greater meaning here somewhere…

These people almost make up for the fact that I still don’t understand the passé simple.

Because sometimes, we don’t have an insight.

Do you eat food? No? Never mind.

When you’re a college student, free stuff is always appreciated, especially when it’s time to celebrate!

POV: You wake up one morning and forget that Columbia Housing gave you the boot months ago.

It’s a simple ask, really. Sorry not sorry, A names.

We can’t ALL be “majoring in unafraid.”

Resident Scissorhands Camille Sensiba formally invites you to the Zoom Hair Salon, self-serve.

Like it wasn’t already cryptic enough…

These unprecedented times have also been rather unbalancing. And lately, we’ve been trying to balance a lot. In honor of Libra Season ending, here are a couple of things that online education has asked us to harmonize.

Some say Halloween is canceled, some say it’s not. Either way, Bwog is here with some suggestions to celebrate the season – beyond the classic jack-o-lanterns and ghosts.