Leo, a Bwogger no stranger to calamity, takes you through another Columbia Horror Story set in….LERNER!

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz reports on some troubling possibilities concerning Columbia’s statues.

In choosing a candidate for the upcoming election, look up natal charts and not policy. Senior Bwogger, Leo, has provided you with not only each candidate’s zodiac sign but their Myers Briggs’s Test Personality Type (MBTI), Hogwarts House as well as which Columbia Dorm they *likely* are. 

Bwog Staffer Julia U. is angered over elevator behavior, and you probably would agree too. 

Disclaimer: Don’t follow this advice if you don’t want your GPA to fall.

Ah, class registration time. If you haven’t filled up your schedule by now with requirements, congratulations on not being a STEM major! Here are some suggestions for classes taught by professors who’ve been around forever and really know their stuff, brought to you by the Bwog staff. 

Drunkenly written via Notes app in a downtown club, we give you: the saga of the Mattress Mogul.

In the spirit of tradition, a Bwogger by the name of [redacted] goes undercover in Columbia’s class of 2023 group chat to see what the youths are up to.

A Kafka-esque tale from senior staffer Levi Cohen.

Was every ArtHum and MusicHum class completely full before your 1 PM registration time?  No need to fear; Bwog’s got some classes we think you should take instead.

There are many woes associated with living in the quad. Thankfully, a complimentary alarm clock is provided.

Staffer Levi Cohen dwells on dwellings.

Bwogger Danielle Mikaelian has a grammatical bone to pick.

Staff Writer Abi Peters lucked out with an entire dingle all to herself. What does one do with all that space? Here are ten ideas. 

I’m not saying that I’m a good woman, but don’t even I deserve rights, too?