In which the incredibly eager Bwog staffer Sam Azanza discovers another mystery in Barnard’s history… Why does our Alma Mater song sound almost exactly like Puff the Magic Dragon? Here henceforth is their amateur lyrical analysis.

It is 100% possible that in a given alternate dimension, there’s a zombie apocalypse happening right now. As the zombies inch closer to our own dimension, Bwog staffer Sam Azanza thought it would be necessary to prepare for our impending doom. Considering we spend most of our time meandering around the black hole that is Columbia University, fellow […]

Senior Staffer Levi Cohen on the lengths he will go to in order to avoid sitting at his desk.

While wandering around Harvard Yard last fall, Events Editor Isabel Sepúlveda found herself wondering: where could Harvard students turn for their daily dose of breaking news, free food, and shitposts? Where could any non-Columbia Ivy League student go? After months of hard-hitting research, she’s come up with a power ranking of the relative Bwoginess of every […]

You scream, I scream, we all scream because of the seemingly endless numbers of little quarter-sheet flyers that clubs and organizations at Columbia feel the need to slip under our doors. Because we here at Bwog are for the people and not for the corporation, we came up with some fun and useful ideas for […]

Zӧe Sottile is Bwog’s Internal Editor and also loves to get something for nothing. The best part about having an awkwardly scheduled appointment at some random campus office? The free bowl of candy and/or other miscellany that may be sitting outside. Let’s go for a scavenger hunt, kiddos!

Managing Editor Zack Abrams brings you some Columbia-themed knuckle tattoo ideas so you can show off your school spirit to everyone you meet forever. Who wouldn’t want that? 

This writer asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution for scamming the system. Use the following information wisely.

Trying to find your classes (and ultimately getting lost) is a universal experience. No one really knows where they’re going. Fake it ’til you make it. Unless your first day is during the second week. Then you’re on your own.

In my year and a half at BaRnArD cOlLeGe Of CoLuMbIa UnIvErSiTy, I’ve noticed people have many opinions about Schermerhorn Hall. It’s hard to navigate. It’s far away. It doesn’t exist. However, its greatest mystery is how you even say it. Well, the answer is: It’s Schermerhorn, with a hard “ch.” Skermerhorn, if you will. I know […]

Sometimes Senior Staff Writer Abby Rubel thinks it would be a good idea to move to Barbados rather than deal with the Columbia package center. But on the other hand, it’s so much better than it used to be! She debates the pros and cons below.

Senior Staff Writer Levi Cohen, a frequent visitor to Dodge, reports live-ish from the field.

There hasn’t been a sports article of any kind in the Columbia Daily Spectator since December 6, 2018. We miss the least objectionable part of Spec!