One of the things on this campus that does not spark joy is the oppressive regime that is Columbia Dining hindering us from having a whole ass pie.

New writer Jocelyn Molina has an important message for the DJs at frat parties.

Staff writer Elle Ferguson has begun the monstrous task of tidying-up the nonessential items at Columbia. You’re welcome.

It was cold yesterday. Some people deal with it in a more bougie style than others.  I would like to report that, in the course of about fifteen hours, I counted 64 Canada Goose coats yesterday. I think we found where all the geese go when the pond freezes over. Flex on us via Flickr

The following is based on a true story. As usual, Bwog does not condone underage drinking or the use of fake IDs to get into 1020, even if all of our friends are doing it.

Staff writer Riya Mirchandaney breaks it off with her once-lover Ezra Koenig.

Staff writer Jake Tibbets would like to remind you all that he is a human being, not just a faceless void meant to inflate the number of people “Interested” in your event so you can game the Facebook algorithm.

Going to Dodge isn’t a pleasant experience for anyone. It’s smelly, sweaty, and you’re often confronted with the sight of a fiendishly good badminton team reminding you of your athletic inferiority. Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly masochistic, I’ll haul my ass to the weights room at 6 am just to scare all of the protein-shake-consuming-males […]

Staffer Jordan Merrill theorizes/investigates/conspires about the “renovations” in the Carman Hall basement. 

Bwog compiled a list of all the things on this campus that are just Too Tall. Prezbo, make this campus shorter please. 

Alma Bwogger (and lowest-possible-Barnard-meal-plan-using-senior) Betsy Ladyzhets explains the delicate art of getting underclassmen to swipe you into dining halls.

New Bwogger Jeffrey Ndubisi noticed that CUIT has not been giving students the best version of Microsoft Word. He decided to call them out for it in his first Bwog post. 

One year ago today, on January 27th 2018, Managing Editor Zack Abrams saw the film Phantom Thread for the first time. He has since watched it six more times. In honor of that auspicious anniversary, here are campus buildings as food items that Reynolds ordered in the breakfast scene. 

Barnard student Sarah Braner has noticed something terrible within the Buy/Sell/Trade community.  I may not know much about economics, but I do remember hearing some things about “supply” and “demand” way back in high school. I bring this up because Buy/Sell/Trade at Barnard has become so overstuffed with textbooks and people cleaning out their closets […]