Happy Easter and happy Monday!

Just need five in a row, no need to black out

A tale about a rat and a cat.

So you can flex your cybercore fit in the Fakemink pit.

Are you still mentally still on spring break and refusing to acknowledge that it is, in fact, over? If yes, this article is for you.

These Bacchanal announcements incited insane division between those who wished for a democratic Bacchanal and those who jumped up and down with joy every time an artist dropped on the CUBacchanal Instagram.

Editor’s note: mentions of trickery.

He is to be replaced by an artist from last year’s show, Lancey Foux, who previously cancelled.

Happy Monday yay!!!

I’ve been fooled by the fake Spring far too many times

Please allow me to (re)introduce you to four of my favorite pieces from a recent trip to the museum.

Modern Mullet flip it around Wet Willy…

In light of the coffee chain expanding to the UWS, I tried one of their downtown locations. Here’s what I thought.

Bwog, you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

Staff writer Emorie Hayes waxes some thoughts about the breach of campus slumber.