In which an anonymous bwogger tries to write one simple sentence regarding the expeditious onset of this midterm season with his prematurely fried brain.

Every Mario has his Wario.

If I had a hammer and a pointier hammer…

If you want to smell freshly baked bread apply to Vassar or something.

Staff Writers Elaine Ryan and Spencer Davimos review the food at the new Sushi and Boba Spot, public enemy #1, to see if their minds have changed since slandering the cafe’s opening.

Bwog's staff is here to give our takes on what inoffensive specialty pizzas Chef Don should cook up next!

Love conquers all.

An objective assessment of various groups of three at Columbia.

Learn about all the things Bwog is getting ready for in this edition of Field Notes!

Come to our open meeting, where you can pitch articles alongside Ice Spice, Greta Gerwig, and a horde of conniving mice.

Get wild! Make art!

One Bwogger’s Ode to a dropped class.

This week was girthy and a lot to swallow

Managing Editor Elijah Knodell and Science Editor Sydney Wells take a trip down memory lane through Barnard President Sian Beilock’s famous Instagram account.

While bittersweet, sometimes some things are just not meant to be. Don’t know how to tell your roommates you don’t want to live with them again next year? Bwog has you covered.