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It’s Fucking Hot

By Britt Fossum on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Did we do the time warp again? Why is it so warm outside? Isn’t it supposed to be Winter in December? Bwog superstar Britt Fossum engages in the discourse regarding our unseasonably warm weather. The End is Nigh. How are we expected to study for finals when it’s a balmy 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day, […]

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 2 Comments

Dean Hinkson released a statement to all Barnard students earlier today regarding Orgo Night and the Columbia University Marching Band. In the email, Dean Hinkson recognizes how she received “heartfelt messages” and “equally compelling messages” from both supporters and detractors of the Marching Band’s activities at Barnard. After Dean Hinkson closed the Barnard gates to […]

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any […]

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, we celebrate the student body and the school as best we know with free (FREE!) pre-finals food and free (FREE!) offense given to everything and everybody! At exactly midnight, the Columbia University Marching Band will erupt into Butler 209 for the 62nd consecutive, 69th semi-annual Orgo Night. We don’t really know if the aim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Now that reading week has begun, we’re transitioning from Bwoglines to Bwog In Bed. Ironically, many of us have been spending reading week so far sleeping in Butler instead of our beds. Regardless, get pumped for a day of studying (and preparing for Orgo Night). Bwogline: The Federal Reserve is aiming to raise interest rates this […]

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Semester In Review

By Britt Fossum on Dec 15, 2015 1 Comments

Fall 2015 marked the fourth semester in a row in which a new board took the helm of Bwog: in August we lost former Editor in Chief Taylor Grasdalen to Duluth, Minnesota. Britt Fossum, CC ’16, took Grasdalen’s place as EIC. Joseph Powers, CC ’16, took Fossum’s place on the board as Internal Editor, with Courtney Couillard, BC […]

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Midnight Pancakes–Come Hungry!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

Take a break from studying (or not studying) an mosey on down to Broadway Presbyterian Church for some pancakes and midnight solidarity! From 11 pm to 1 am tonight, our friends at everyone’s favorite progressive church in MoHi will be servin’ up fuel for your late-night/early morning trips to Riverside Park (we all know what you’re […]

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10 Things To Do During Reading Week (Other Than Study, Of Course)

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

We weren’t sure what this “reading week” stuff was all about, so we sent staff writer Phoebe to find out. Turns out, we’re actually expected to study this week! Well, that wasn’t going to happen, so instead Phoebe compiled a list of 10 alternatives to this “studying” nonsense to get you through the next seven or […]

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#HotboxCarman2015

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

You know a Facebook event is going to be good when the host puts up a disclaimer: “this is just a joke i am just a bored lady making a joke pls dont arrest me (sic).” Friends and friends of friends and maybe even that weird kid with the wraparound sunglasses in your Orgo class have all […]

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Breaking: Second Round Of Fall 2015 Orgo Night Posters Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 4 Comments

The second (and more controversial) round of Orgo Night posters have hit Butler bulletin boards (you can look at the first round of posters here). As one would expect, the posters contain Donald Trump jokes (Is he still funny? The world seems undecided), a play on Hotline Bling’s album art, and yet another reference to […]

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SGA: Swell Services At Barnard

By Caroline Montgomery on Dec 15, 2015 2 Comments

Last was a night completely dedicated to informing the student body about all the health services available at Barnard. The guests were MJ Murphy from Primary Health Care, Mary Commerford from Furman, Jessica Cannon from Well Woman, and Carolyn Corbran from the office of Disability Services (ODS). As a frequent user of the services, I can personally say […]

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Bwoglines: Identity Crisis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2015 0 Comments

Surprise! Jesus may not have looked like a skinny white dude with perfect hair! He might have looked like… well, like you’d expect an ancient Semite to look. We still think you look fly, Jesus. (Epoch Times) Though Jesus might not have looked much like his artistic image, this girl sure as hell looks like […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Traveller From An Antique Land

Sarah Braner 0

make rameses proud
open meeting announcement
rush bwog and maybe you too can ruin great works of literature
update still can't make lerner 510 fit any meter known to man

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Bwoglines: Return Of The Manhole Fires Edition

Sarah Braner 0

back at it with fires in my bwoglines
did you miss me -fires
i could not find a goddamn image
noot noot
someone tell jj's to bring the turkey burgers back from war

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Where You Need To Be Pooping!

Bwog Staff 4

a bathroom you will never forget
bwog baby daddy
bwog baby donkey
bwog fucks
bwog shits
fayerfeather
fayerweather
featherweather
fuck spec
gentrify fayerweather
i really came for fayerweathers whole life but it kind of deserves it
poopin in the shower: a memoir
sorry if literally everyone knew about this except for me
sry to whoever's best kept secret this was
the fayerweather bathroom is (well) lit

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Late Night JJ’s Is Killing HamDel

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

conspiracybwog
except this isn't even a conspiracy theory it's just true
Hamdel
i love jj's but you've gotta support local businesses
i must have ten of those golden punch cards lying around
last fall after a party i went to hamdel and found them closed... one of the saddest moments of my life
late night food
other excellent late night options we need to keep alive: appletree; roti roll; tom's
quality sandwich

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LectureHop: Nobel Laureate Martin Chalfie On Being “Failed And Useless”

Sarah Braner 3

after spending all day wednesday questioning my decision to major in bio i REALLY needed this
BACTERIA! THAT DETECT LANDMINES! i actually gasped
Events
i'm gonna be a scientist mom!!!
lecturehop
no one knows what they're doing in science and it's the BEST (okay well some do but they're outliers)
science is just a bunch of screwups that occasionally lead to breakthroughs
SCIENCE IS SO COOL OKAY
thank you for my LIFE chalfie

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Where Art Thou: Nina Simone Edition

Riva Weinstein 0

but isnt godspell about like.... the crucifixion???
lots of good theater this week!
where art thou?

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Oyez, You Hooligan Youths: Learn How To Clean Up After Yourselves In John Jay

Levi Cohen 0

although there is some silverware on the conveyor belt that shouldnt be there
callout post
dining hall etiquette classes pls
leaving shit on the tables gives them that terrible sticky residue!!
we are all better than this

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Bwoglines: Is The Lunar Gateway Ever Being Made Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

buzz aldrin thinks the gateway is ridiculous which i think is hilarious
bwastro
bwoglines
cat burglar .........
i wanted to go to rafiki but i forgot to get a ticket :(((((( ahhhhhhhh
my goal for the rest of the year is to include one space/astro/physics related thing in bwoglines

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