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Turkey Day At Tom’s

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 1 Comments

Has it been your dream since birth to be one of the Seinfeld gang? Well, the show ended years ago (and was fictional) so you may be a little delusional. But you CAN have the next best thing—Thanksgiving dinner at Tom’s (a.k.a. Seinfeld’s famed Monk’s Diner)! For only $29, you can enjoy the most Seinfeld-ian […]

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Bwoglines: We’re Ready To Get Outta The City Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 0 Comments

Are you feeling the Bern? So is most of America, according to TIME’s Person of the Year poll, which everyone’s favorite liberal-uncle-ish politician is winning as of now. (TIME) Getting ready for the ubiquitous Turkey Dump? Soon enough, Facebook will make brutally breaking your S.O.’s heart that much easier by introducing an Eternal Sunshine-esque policy that […]

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Public Safety Sends Crime Alert For EC Sexual Assault

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 5 Comments

A Clery Crime Alert was sent out tonight reporting a sexual assault in the East Campus residence hall on Saturday, November 21st between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning. The text is included below: On Saturday November 21, 2015 Public Safety was notified of a sexual assault that occurred inside of East Campus between the hours of 3:00am […]

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Field Notes: American Apparel Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 0 Comments

A mainstay of Morningside Heights you could never afford goes out of business, you doubt the veracity of the American dream, and you fail your Chemistry midterm: all in a week’s work. A weird revelation: we’re beginning to think everything in our lives can be tied to the rise and fall of American Apparel, or really, any once-profitable-but-no-longer […]

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Snapshots Of Carman Unmoored, Yearning

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

Carman: land of petty elevator disputes, vomit-stained carpets, vandalized bulletin boards, and a deeply-entrenched loneliness matched only by the vast plains of middle America. Behold the beauty and the desolation of the most “social” first-year dorm, established before Carmanites have even taken their first final. And just remember: it honestly never gets any better.

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Seniors, Let Us Bask In Your Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

This is a call to all seniors graduating this term: we want your wisdom, institutional or otherwise, accumulated over the course of your years at Columbia. Though we’re sorry to see you go, could there be any better way to graduate than by participating in our long history of Senior Wisdoms, imparting your carefully culled knowledge […]

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The Real Deal About The Lerner Reveal

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

We all know the real reason that Lerner has increased the price of key replacements to a whopping $50, but here’s the official statement from Jose Rosa, Director of Operations of the Transportation Office: Prior to this increase, the key replacement fee had not changed for more than 10 years, during which time the actual cost to […]

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See You At The Varsity Show Auditions Today (And Tomorrow)!

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

Performers, designers, type-A personalities, lend me your ears—because you just might be interested in the ongoing auditions for the Varsity Show. Whether you want to act, design costumes, or claim your rightful place as “snack captain”, there’s probably something that interests you, so get ready to dazzle the creative team with your joie de vivre, […]

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Update On Barnard Winter Break Housing

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 4 Comments

President Spar sent an email to the Barnard community this morning to update students on the administration’s response to an ongoing student challenge of Barnard’s reduced winter break housing policy. Students have put together a petition and the policy has been a recurring topic of SGA meetings this semester. President Spar acknowledged the petition and other […]

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Alumni Interactions And Bacchanal Survey Results At CCSC!

By Joe Milholland on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

Joe Milholland, marquess of Mondays, takes us to the most recent CCSC meeting, where the discussed topics included building a more helpful and effective student-alumni relationship and of course, without fail, Bacchanal. Read on for survey results, interesting quotes, and typical council drama. “We were invisible. I didn’t even know what it was until I […]

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Bwoglines: Hidden Gems Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 0 Comments

Not-so-bombastic news: a homeless man rummaging near the home of the Bronx Bombers found a trash bag containing stolen military firearms, looted from an armory a few days earlier. Though investigators tracked down the thief, 13 other weapons are still missing—still, good on you, guy! (New York Daily News) Because Facebook is your best friend […]

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Sitting Down With The Man Behind The Sermons and The Strange Sayings

By Amara Banks on Nov 22, 2015 1 Comments

Random flyers and littered pizza crusts are usually the things we don’t notice scattered along Broadway, but the quotes displayed on the black and white marquee sign on 114th seem to catch all of our eyes. They’re usually short and simple, yet simultaneously thought provoking and sometimes inspiring. But, in the words of Justin Bieber, […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: Marx Your Calendars

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and we haven't forgotten about presbei
idk why the word 'bwommunism' makes me uncomfortable but here we are
open meeting announcement
seriously pick up your shit in john jay
the bwommunist manifesto

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Bwoglines: Twist And Shout Edition

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bwoglines
how many ways can i make a joke off of "twist"
human rights is such a cool field
i haven't started my paper due on wednesday big rip
oh! i also have a midterm on wednesday! i
this is fun i'm having fun

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Where Art Thou: Weekday Edition

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have a great spring break everybody!!
maybe the real murder mystery was whether shakespeare wrote it all along
time to squeeze in a couple more shows before the break
where art thou?

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Dungeons & Dragons Alignments Of Core Classes

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bwop to the top
someone once described my alignment as "lawful chaotic" and that's honestly the most accurate thing ever said about me
the core curriculum
unfortunately the western canon will not be harmed by the writing of this post
uwriting was not the worst class the writer has taken at columbia but it's up there!

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USenate Plenary: Sex, Money, and Death

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bureaucracy
divestment
expenses
if you fuck a tenured professor what happens
International Women's Day
money (that's what I want)
RIP Dean Awn :(
sex drugs and rocknroll
university senate
usenate

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CMTS Casts A Godspell On The Audience

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bwog reviews
cmts
fun fact there's a trump impression in it and it's FROM THE 2011 REVIVAL
i didn’t realize until I was writing this that godspell is a play on gospel lmao
take a shot for every christian musical with music written by a jew
the saddest moment of the play wasn’t jesus’ crucifixion it was when I realized joel meyers wasn’t playing jesus and they DIDN’T put the messiah in a pigeon shirt

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Bwoglines: Strictly Uptown Edition

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bwastro
bwoglines
i watched both hellboy and hellboy II last night and it was great i love fantasy and guillermo del toro also watch pacific rim (the original)
looks like im walking to the trader joes on columbus ave instead of taking the 1 to the 72nd one

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LNB: Lerner Is Octane

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i see lewis structures everywhere
lerner's secret solved
let the water in you love lerner
live love lerner
organic chemistry is serious business you guys
orgo is life
the diana center is everything that lerner wishes it could be
there really isnt enough seating in lerner

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