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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Yes, we know, it’s Monday. And not just any Monday – the Monday of finals week. To get through this trying time, you’re going to need courage, perseverance, and the kind of ridiculously positive attitude that will make all the cartoon villains resent you. Unfortunately, Bwog can’t give you an epic training montage, but we can […]

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Dark Night Of The (Final) Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly. Notes from the field of darkness: “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this […]

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Bwog Recruits A Tech Team: Seeking CS Majors, Nerds, Etc.

Zoe Sottile 1

anyone wanna fix our comments upvotes
bwog tech
fuckspectech
please help us i failed computing in context
rush bwog
rushbwog
should we flyer in mudd
yes we know everything's broken

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Barnard Announces Chartwells As New Dining Provider

Sarah Braner 0

barnard dining
breaking
bye aramark
ch-ch-ch-changes
please make diana more sustainable all the trash hurts my heart

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Why Columbia Dining Is The Best Thing Since Free Food

Bwog Staff 1

appreciation post
bread
buffalo chicken
carrots
columbia dining
food
gettin bread
good moooods
mooooo
mushrooms
peanut butter
potatoes
salad
the bread actually tastes good
wraps

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Bwoglines: IKEA In Manhattan Edition

Sophie Tobin 0

can a fox or squirrel adopt me pls
GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET FUCKED IN THE LOTTERY Y'ALL
HURRAY FOR MY FUTURE IKEA FILLED SINGLE
I CAN DEC OUT MY GORGEOUS SUITE FOR NEXT YEAR
I NEED TO GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THERE'S AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN

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Barnard Housing Recap: Six-Person Lottery

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barnard housing
don't worry you WILL get a roof over your head it just might not be the one you want
for the billionth time rip bwogsuite
hey seniors if you don't want that plimp suite can i slide in
housing 2019
housing is a cruel master
housing this year is fucking rough
people with higher lottery numbers than me: watch your backs
plimpton i hardly knew ye
ready for 1/2/3 CHAOS
still licking my wounds
the plural of roof should be rooves

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

Levi Cohen 0

BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

Zoe Sottile 0

and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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