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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2014 0 Comments

It’s officially Sunday, which means you should probably put down the tequila and pick up those books! Or you can pick up the tequila and put down the books. It’s really your choice. Just have fun! Bwogline: To the dismay of horny women and men everywhere, Andrew Garfield could be replaced as Spider Man according to leaked emails between Sony and Marvel. (IGN News) […]

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 6 Comments

Inspired by his dear friend Sylvia’s adventures of last week, Jean-Paul Sartre sets out to answer a simple question: is alcoholism a humanism? There is no exit. The Gaze, the eternal struggle of seeing oneself as an object in the world of others’ consciousness, is upon me. Or perhaps people are just staring because I […]

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Shit My Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 7 Comments

We all have them. Those doodles and phrases that almost seemed related to something said in lecture, things that seemed at the time preferable to writing nothing at all but which later befuddle or even horrify readers. They’re the reason you don’t share your notes with needy friends—sometimes, they even keep you out of your own […]

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With Love, From Scrooge

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

Dear [insert name of someone you give literally zero shits about], So nice to see you [last month/year/who even knows]! Hope this holiday season leaves you sad and cold and lonely inside goes wonderfully! Love, Ebenezer/Grumpy Cat. Stop lying. We know how you really feel. Here are some holiday cards for those special people in […]

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

It’s Saturday. The eye of the storm. Whether you plan to relax or to amp up your study regimen, you’re in as much of a mood to read Bwoglines as Bwog is to write them properly. Just stay a moment and take in the cream of the crop, and we’ll have you on your way. Bwogline: The […]

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 22 Comments

Two anonymous baby Bwoggers present their review of Orgo Night: Fall 2014 Edition. We sent the freshmen because they didn’t know what to expect. Also they’re less jaded. Last night at 11:30pm in Butler 209, everyone realized—probably—that they had forgotten to take a shower. Sweaty bodies in sweaty sweaters carrying their sweaty parkas milled around […]

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 17 Comments

Bwog received a press release this afternoon from the Bacchanal Board informing us that a Spring Bacchanal concert will be held on April 4, 2015. This change in date allows for the concert to not fall during the Days on Campus weekend as it has in previous years. While some concerns about the state of Bacchanal have come up through students […]

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

By Joe Milholland on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

Joe Milholland reports back with the latest from the University Senate. At the beginning of the December 11 University Senate plenary, Executive Committee Chair Sharyn O’Halloran talked about the protocols for the University calling the police. At every protest on campus, she stated, VP of Public Safety James McShane notifies the police. However, for the […]

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Food From The Field

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 5 Comments

Finals are tough. Maintaining a happy, healthy diet might be even tougher. One Bwogger shares her field food notes from the week. MONDAY 8am: Last night’s halal still stuffed to esophagus. Room only for coffee and disgust and Russian homework not completed. 11am: Feeling hopeful. Maybe will eat a vegetable today. Granola bar for now. […]

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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate. Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The […]

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Late Night Reading: Orgo Night Script Fall 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 67 Comments

While you’re going to have to wait for our full review of Orgo Night, we bring you the script of tonight’s performance by the Columbia University Marching Band. CUMB packed Butler 209 per tradition the night before the Orgo exam and delivered uncomfortable jokes to their audience. Take a break from reading about some boring […]

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Cafes Around Campus: Part Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2014 3 Comments

We’ve brought you to cafes in the neighborhood, and your better options right here at home. We’ve shown you classy cafes, conjuring up images of lands far away. Today we bring you back to reality. You’ve got papers due and finals to study for. You can’t remember the last time you showered. Let’s not even […]

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Bwog Learns How To Be Clean With An Actual Clean Person

Abby Rubel 1

ask a clean person
bwog covers events
Events
i learned how to be clean!
jolie kerr
loofahs are kinda gross
red dyes are the most fugitive of all the dyes
she really loves duane reade

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It’s So Fucking Humid

Bwog Staff 3

~sweater weather~
global warming
human dim sum
mildew gang
west coast best coast
world's largest steam room

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A Letter To My Tenth-Grade Self: How The Hell Did You Do It?

Zack Abrams 0

epic photoshop skillz
i didn't have the heart to tell myself bowie's dead
I still took the bus then *shudders*
seriously how was high school only a few years ago it feels like a different lifetime
the goat

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Signing Out: Literally And Figuratively

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bwind beneath my wings
bwog calls out barnard res life AGAIN
i dont wanna get out of bed
i'm glad the elevator experience is awkward for everyone
this makes me want to sign out of life
when someone signs me into carman we part ways at the elevator and i never see them again

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Why Is Arts And Crafts A Sponsor Of Columbia University Athletics?

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beer
i saw another a&c downtown near nyu this weekend and i felt so betrayed i didn't know there were more locations
rants
sports
the other two ads down there are for a subway that does not exist and for strokos but doesn't even list where its located or a phone number
you're 99% likely to run into your TA at arts and crafts

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Lazy Halloween And Oktoberfest In GSSC

Andrew Chee 0

beer and cheer
david s pumpkins
gssc
halloween
halloween tenth
oktoberfest
pep yay
pumpkin
spooky
spooky scary skeletons
we love general studies

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Bwoglines: Internment Camps And Toys In China

Brigid Cromwell 1

#heforshe
bwoglines
geoffrey is unemployed
geoffrey the giraffe
my laptop died
nowhere to charge
rip toys r us
sorry i'm late
the color purple

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ESC Considers Post-Orientation And Academic Integrity

Finn Klauber 2

a good neha quote
bringing down the hammer during meetings
COÖP is still the best
CUE sucks
engineering student council
esc
I had such a headache during this meeting that I couldn't go
ISOP is okay
thank god these are recorded and live streamed

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