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SGA: Fewer Vajayjays In JJ’s

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2014 17 Comments

Will Barnard students ever re-gain access to JJ’s? Mozzarella Stick Queen Lauren Beltrone gives you the lowdown. Short answer: seems bleak. Long answer: there are multiple members of our community (including but not limited to SGA reps) out there advocating for our right to swipe into JJ’s. They’re currently collaborating with Dining Services to send […]

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Overseen: Love Left To Fester In Our Rotting Souls And Also Cute Squirrel Photos

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2014 5 Comments

Is today the day, we ask ourselves, when it will finally be enough. When we post the post that makes you think about Bwog. About us. When you realize that what you post in comments echoes not just on our message boards, but in our hearts. That you understand that each post is a love letter […]

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#TBT: Protests, Rebels, And A Crowd Of Hats

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2014 2 Comments

Now that school is fully in session, Columbia students can focus on what they really came here for: the opportunity to share their righteous outrage via protest. Almost every nice day (and some rainy ones, as in the case of yesterday’s yellow-wearing, Hong Kong-supporting, apparently water-proof protestors) has seen some form of demonstration between Low […]

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Bwoglines: Classy Times Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2014 2 Comments

Hong Kong protestors are proving to be as effective as they are polite, establishing new precedent for classy civil disobedience. (Slate) Our own fair city, cultural capital that it is, has a number of especially exciting events in the classy world of dance over the coming months. The Huffington Post says that number is 14. […]

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Encyclopedia Brown And The Case Of The Midnight Pooper

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 7 Comments

Over the past several days, we have received a number of increasingly agitated tips about a string of vandalism centered on the phrase “Poop Nuggetz.” As far as we can tell, this shit has gone down on John Jay 13. One anonymous tipster kept calm in the face of the drama, providing an email with the […]

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Introducing Your CCSC 2018 Class President: Ezra Gontownik

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 21 Comments

In light of our dripping enthusiasm about student government, Bwog sat down with recently-elected CCSC 2018 President Ezra Gontownik to talk shop. Bwog: So, tell me a little about yourself, or, in other words, let’s reduce your life to a catchy little sound bite? EG: Catchy little sound bite? I’m the youngest of six boys; […]

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2Girls1Snack: “Green” Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 2 Comments

After last week’s decadent brownie tour that left 1girl in a food coma, we decided to take it easier this time and study everyone’s favorite classy drink—tea! With all of the varieties of tea floating around Morningside, we had to narrow it down, so we decided to go for straight green tea. No milk, no […]

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At USenate Plenary, Prezbo Shows Optimism Among Developing Issues

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 6 Comments

The school year’s first University Senate meeting opened with a speech by Prezbo where he gave his perspective on the present and future of Columbia. He said that Columbia is in one of its “greatest eras.” He gave compliments to the new and some of the returning deans, praised the architectural changes around Columbia, and […]

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Bwoglines: Everything’s A Mess Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2014 0 Comments

If you haven’t already heard, Ebola has been diagnosed in the U.S. for the first time. (Huffington Post) This woman was in jail for over a month because the police thought the dried SpaghettiO’s on a spoon in her car was meth. (Gawker) Another horrible dating app: Luxy allows its wealthy users to “weed out […]

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Chopped: Poor Lazy College Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 3 Comments

Remember the beginning-of-the-year resolution you made to yourself to act like a grown up? It’s okay, we all know that the last time you actually went grocery shopping was a late night run two weeks ago….but don’t worry! As always, Bwog has you covered. Tatini Mal-Sarkar and Gabrielle Lipson channel their inner Rachael Ray and […]

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Fire Alarms Going Off Throughout Campus

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 6 Comments

If you got a mass text message from Emergency Services, its because false fire alarms are going off throughout campus. Public Safety has been sent to investigate, and both they and we will keep you updated as the situation unfolds. Public Safety also released an identical email: “There has been a series of simultaneous false […]

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Quiz: What Should You Be Doing Right Now Instead Of Taking This Quiz?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 30, 2014 4 Comments

Life is short. So is this quiz. All results are guaranteed to be 1000% accurate.

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Senior Wisdom: Rachel Deal

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'Least likely to provide an EC sign in; simultaneously most likely to be lit'
'Most likely to bring an entire pizza to class'
'Most likely to drunkenly get into a slack fight
'very weak effort' - nik
alma 'veggie' bwogger
hate that we had to resize this photo in order to upload it bc rachel is glowing
remember to post in plain text
senior wisdom
this is the last time we're saying it.... rip cannons
WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU RACHEL

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Senior Wisdom: Ross Chapman

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aaAAAaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaAAa
cronch
i can't believe ross is graduating. sometimes i can still hear his voice.
lerner 555 is the best of rooms
most mentions of orgo night in a senior wisdom?
put on shenandoah read this senior wisdom and cry
ross 'band dad' chapman
ross 'most likely to bring his parents to bwog meeting' chapman
ross 'where is wind ensemble rehearsal' chapman
ross "💩" chapman
senior wisdom
triumphant airhorns.mp3
yes ross we put all the links in

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To All The People Idris Didn’t Hook Up With

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at least its not about a frat!
for the record i got an a on that anthro paper
i am writing this in an Über
i made my flight and then i freaked it (i freaked it)
i missed my first flight writing this and i was like gods really watching huh
i want to write more barnard content next year

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The Secret Is Out: The Best Bathroom On Campus

Sarah Harty 1

absolutely the best bathroom on campus. so relazing
don't have sex in it please
or do ;)
the white lady security guard with the can i speak to the manager haircut can suck my ass

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Senior Wisdom: Megan Wylie

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c-list ny private school alum
has written about st a's more than any other staffer
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the last dspar groupie
we wanted to link more of megan's great posts but a lot of them are under bwog staff ;)
well to do new york family

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Bwog In Bed: Uber Everywhere Edition

Idris O'Neill 0

ask me if i know what a livery cab is
bad bwitches only
bwog in bed
dang i should've made a homecoming playlist. next year
everyone be glad to be going home (cue "just hold on we're going home"
jorja smith is a snack
pseudo glad i missed my flight because i got to write my final bwoglines <3

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Bwog Love: Our Ferocious First-Years

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

biggest regret of the semester is not getting a skincare consultation from lucy
bwog love
finals are over no more negative energy only positive energy
goodshit
isabel helped me and abby pack all their shit up on wednesday night just because she's wonderful
once idris called me 'mom' and i still have no idea what to make of it
slackbot? more like zackbot
the first years are the powerhouse of bwog
when will levi get a twitter

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Isabel’s Fight List: That Senior Wisdom Nomination That Someone, Somewhere, Is Sending Right Now

Isabel Sepúlveda 2

there's a lot of oral sex or cheese in here because it's the only question that matters
we do know there's enough to be mad at about this campus though
when you reach master rank in tae kwon do they give you a sword
will there be more of these? we have no idea
your hands are delicate flowers please don't use them for punching unless absolutely necessary

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