Bwog – Page 1207 of 1931 – Columbia Student News

All Articles

In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

Tags

All Articles

Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

Tags

All Articles

Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

Tags

All Articles

Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

Tags

All Articles

Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

Tags

All Articles

Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

Tags

All Articles

Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]

Tags

All Articles

Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]

Tags

All Articles

Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]

Tags

All Articles

Admissions Sends Class of 2018 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 15 Comments

Columbia’s admissions and financial aid officers and gathered outside of the back entrance to Hamilton today at 3:30 PM to mail decision letters to this year’s set of Early Decision applicants. It was a quick event, and mostly consisted of smiling admissions officers waving around Priority Mail envelopes. Braving what appears to be the coldest weather […]

Tags

All Articles

Day In The Life: First Year With A Job!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 9 Comments

Welcome Class of 2018! In a fit of procrastination nostalgia, Bwog found ourselves skimming through the “Meet Our Students” sections of the Admissions website and the guidebooks sent with your acceptance letter. Contrary to, perhaps, what you might have been told about the average Columbia student, we don’t all take seven classes, run four clubs, […]

Tags

Prev 1 … 1,205 1,206 1,207 1,208 1,209 … 1,931 Next

All Articles

Why Are Alums Who Literally Graduated Still On Campus?

Youngweon Lee 2

can you imagine literally having a real job and knowing what you're doing with your life lol unrelatable content
does this count as investigative journalism?
i for one would like to be a Real Adult if that means there are no more fucking midterms
peoplehop? of sorts? maybe? idk?
this doesn't really explain alums who literally just come to 1020 and hang out alone though but i'm too shy to confront any of those people
what does it feel like to not be a broke college student anymore?

All Articles

“You’re All So Upset:” Theatre MFA Class Of 2018 Opens The Lenfest Center With Chekhov’s “The Seagull”

Levi Cohen 4

a great time but also A Lot
everyone is unhappy lol
is it theatre or theater
quality chekhovian content
reviewz
seriously this performance was a Trip
the second line in the play is literally like I Hate My Life
theater reviews
when late 19th century russian drama is hashtag relatable

All Articles

Announcement: Big Sub 2017!

Sarah Harty 1

big sub
this is making me hungry
though technically as a new york school we should call it a big hero
wait but we might get sued
whoops @disney

All Articles

Bwoglines: Mr. Robot Edition

Sarah Harty 3

@ slow walkers
@people who stand in the MIDDLE of the tunnel IN GROUPS
cause you know nothing's been done about gun control yet
dont put tape on your comp its dumb
dont you think kim jong un has better things to do
jhumpa lahiri
north by northwest is a great movie go see it
ooh maybe we could make a north by northwest corner?
tbh i'd see it

All Articles

Choose Your Own Drunk Adventure: Homecoming Edition

Victoria Arancio 1

gonna get drunk for my bday weekend!!!
homecoming 2017
i feel kinda guilty for not going to the game when football is doing so well?
i really hope football wins but i feel like they'll lose
im gonna need a new liver after this weekend
keep shakin

All Articles

“Homes for All”: A Dialogue On Gentrification, Policing, And Housing Justice In Urban Communities

Layla Alexander 2

but seriously why do we need 2 starbucks within the like 3 blocks
christina heatherton
craig willse
homes for all cages for none
housing justice
oh gentrification! i know her by another name......starbucks & pressed juicery
this feels like what i would hv been learning in urban studies if i didnt get kicked out lol

All Articles

How To Know You’re Not Hooking Up With A 16 Year Old

Gabrielle Kloppers 3

do not be FOOLED
get lit time to flip
i almost settled for a bird pic
if i hear social media influencer one more time!
it was difficult to find a non disgusting pic for this article
love is in the air
love is NOT in the air
they're looking older and older

All Articles

GSSC Gets Geared Up For The Next Big Party

Alex Tang 0

an efficient meeting overall 7/10 would recommend
ferris friends are forever
gssc
gssc seems to enjoy planning parties
we also serve hors d'oeuvres at our bwog meetings!
we like large beverage selections

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:

A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
Hate speech
Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
Personal information about an individual
Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
Spam or self-promotion
Copyright infringement
Libel
COVID-19 misinformation

Connect with us

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Same Semester, New President!

Popular This Week

Recent Comments

Comment Policy

Menu

Contact

Connect