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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

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Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]

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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]

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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]

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Admissions Sends Class of 2018 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 15 Comments

Columbia’s admissions and financial aid officers and gathered outside of the back entrance to Hamilton today at 3:30 PM to mail decision letters to this year’s set of Early Decision applicants. It was a quick event, and mostly consisted of smiling admissions officers waving around Priority Mail envelopes. Braving what appears to be the coldest weather […]

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Day In The Life: First Year With A Job!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 9 Comments

Welcome Class of 2018! In a fit of procrastination nostalgia, Bwog found ourselves skimming through the “Meet Our Students” sections of the Admissions website and the guidebooks sent with your acceptance letter. Contrary to, perhaps, what you might have been told about the average Columbia student, we don’t all take seven classes, run four clubs, […]

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What The Fuck Is That New Siren Sound

Sarah Dahl 5

ambulance
bwog drama
cars don't move out of the way of these sirens
I miss the old sirens
lives are gonna be lost
not siren-enough
please stop interrupting everything I'm doing every day
siren sound
the new sirens suck
where are the old sirens?
why the fuck are these sirens being used

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Field Notes: Halloweekend Edition

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bwoglines
halloweekend
halloweekend is so messy
I want to be rich enough one day to uber from EC to mel's
I wonder how many people got cava'd this weekend
lambda jungle juice
nyu scares me
so you gonna sell me LSD in an LSD costume
spirit halloween is trash and expensive 0/10 would not recommend
wow the person that went to meet his friends at jfk must be the best person ever!!!!!! it was me

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Rejected Halloween Costumes: Columbia Edition

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bad bwitches only
college republicans jerk themselves off to the thought of 'free speech'
ferris pizza is nasty I can say that as I used to work at a pizza restaurant
halloweekend may be over but the parties don't stop
halloween costumes
it is currently Palestinian awareness week so campus should be interesting
when did columbia boys wearing barnard sweatshirts become a thing

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According To Former Lions, A Winning Football Team Can Only Be Good For Columbia

Abby Rubel 2

apparently the ride up to baker is a good mental break
bagnoli is the savior of cu football
can't we just be happy for once
columbia lions
football

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Bwoglines: Resist White Nationalism Edition

Thomas Saenz 0

Bryant park sounds so cute but is probably crowded as hell
bwoglines
I cannot handle the rain
I have never seen so much rain in my life I'm from fucking california
lmao at the cucr thinking they're marginalized voices on campus
resist
this weather is fucking crazy
trump's approval rating like the tower of terror you never know when it's gonna drop

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Introducing The 124th Varsity Show Creative Team

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defund veesh and cucr
kate mckinnon being in veesh doesn't make the current iterations any less mediocre
left titty
less st a's in veesh pls
remember that time shreyas accosted people on college walk and it was annoying
ugh
varsity show
veesh
we're so tired

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CUCR Protesters Release Statement Of Defense

Jenny Zhu 3

administration
cucr
cucr protests
tommy robinson

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A Late Bucket List To Read For Fun

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
kick the bucket list
later than normal bucket list
lex is skipping bwog editor's meeting to write this bucket list
lex is sleepy
lex is tired
pretty cool bucket list

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